The VICE Sports 2015 MLB Season Outlook

Opening Day is upon us and, if you're like us, you are probably looking to read a thorough rundown of each team's 2015 season. Who's primed for a big year? Who's going to be a surprise MVP candidate? Who's looking to turn back the clock? What new acquisition will pay dividends?

We haven't got any of that covered in our Official 2015 MLB Season Outlook. We are definitely still looking, though, so drop us a line if you find something like that out there. In the interim, here is our breakdown of every team in baseball.

AMERICAN LEAGUE

East

Baltimore Orioles

A relaxing clubhouse moment as Os play ping pong. pic.twitter.com/ywcXyQb2EP
— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) April 1, 2015

Boston Red Sox

After being cut by Buccaneers, Brandon Magee heads to #RedSox camp: http://t.co/tLZvTcbWJT pic.twitter.com/nUonEPROoF
— Boston.com Sox News (@BDCSox) March 26, 2015

New York Yankees

Tampa Bay Rays

Be a good citizen! You can win tickets to a @RaysBaseball home game from @StPetePD officers http://t.co/pMgQVhyRn6 pic.twitter.com/dhvPOebFUM
— Sean O'Reilly (@SeanWFTS) March 24, 2015

Toronto Blue Jays

MLB Toronto Blue Jays Contour Head Cover (Pack of 3), Blue on sale #Baseball http://t.co/pqHyxhuKu0 pic.twitter.com/5CKonjrQbW
— Nic Romero (@BeerBellySports) March 24, 2015

Central

Chicago White Sox

Reminder: Mandy Patinkin, @WhiteSox fan, narrates #CSNBelieve (this is not an #AprilFools joke).4/12 @CSNOriginal pic.twitter.com/iJs9DXTjO1
— Comcast SportsNet (@CSNChicago) April 1, 2015

Cleveland Indians

This week's cover (3/4): MLB Preview: Why the @Indians will win their first series since 1948 http://t.co/cpi8mINpRg pic.twitter.com/smFjLPOnrw
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) March 24, 2015

(Why would they do this to poor Indians fans? Why?)

Detroit Tigers

VIDEO | @VizquelOmar13 se la goza bailando en el clubhouse de los @tigers de Detroit http://t.co/ubxFIsBkSM pic.twitter.com/rTZ011oKo1
— ÚN Deportes (@UNdeportes) March 21, 2015

Kansas City Royals

Meanwhile, dreams of opening day are hopping around in KC. https://t.co/MSYf5aWfhy#Royals #KCStar #OpeningDay pic.twitter.com/tEXy20pQOc
— John Sleezer (@jsleezer) April 1, 2015

Minnesota Twins

Did you like the @StarWars trailer? Then you'll love this @Twins remake: http://t.co/sjVHVTEXcI pic.twitter.com/iu3vMVWmXL
— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 25, 2015

West

Houston Astros

Get ready for the portable, eat-on-the-go @Astros chicken and waffle cone: http://t.co/uooCE9ZosJ pic.twitter.com/8oCuGqi3lL
— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 27, 2015

That's it.

Los Angeles Angels

Mike Scioscia looks like old Mike Trout. Think about that. pic.twitter.com/bg6h02RlWg
— Lance⚾ (@Lanceorino) March 24, 2015

Oakland Athletics

According to Facebook, the New York Mets and Oakland Athletics have no fans! http://t.co/75EjbAzdbb pic.twitter.com/5VTstiF6AI
— theScore (@theScore) April 1, 2015

Seattle Mariners

We know who @RealKingFelix's English bulldog Charlie is rooting for today. #GoZags! @ZagMBB pic.twitter.com/9aEonKN9A4
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) March 29, 2015

Texas Rangers

Watch the newest Rangers commercial & find out why Beltre was making that face. pic.twitter.com/oWRh5riQFb
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) March 19, 2015

NATIONAL LEAGUE

EAST

Atlanta Braves

Atlanta Braves 2015 Preview, by R.E.M.'s Mike Mills http://t.co/CwsOtNOUjT
— Teresa Boban (@teresaboban) April 1, 2015

Miami Marlins

Two straight years a #Marlins fan is front row at #WrestleMania: pic.twitter.com/5TTIpg4YuH
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) March 30, 2015

New York Mets

I scream into the void, but I am the void. My mouth is painted on. pic.twitter.com/NSWQNm9hkF
— Sean Newell (@dontforgetmac) April 1, 2015

Philadelphia Phillies

Phillies' Opening Day center fielder (and rookie) Odubel Herrera, wearing a Hooters tank top pregame. pic.twitter.com/Lugcb82NMs
— Todd Zolecki (@ToddZolecki) April 2, 2015

Washington Nationals

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Central

Chicago Cubs

Cubs P Jason Hammel says construction at Wrigley Field 'looks like Baghdad' --> http://t.co/5AFxsYLKKM pic.twitter.com/UavDZhwLRG
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) April 2, 2015

Cincinnati Reds

This Is Major League Baseball's First Breastfeeding Suite http://t.co/Rf63ycz0L6 via @the818 @buzzfeed pic.twitter.com/WMUVn2KcnZ
— BuzzFeed Parents (@BuzzFeedParents) April 1, 2015

Milwaukee Brewers

Pittsburgh Pirates

#neverforget

St. Louis Cardinals

Former Cardinals player may move out of St. Louis after a man allegedly punched him and said, "go back to Ferguson." http://t.co/xOpvrstKHp
— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) March 27, 2015

West

Arizona Diamondbacks

Colorado Rockies

Los Angeles Dodgers

Happy 36th birthday to Juan Uribe, baseball's best dresser: http://t.co/HbEEI5yLjm pic.twitter.com/tO7T0LDIpS
— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 22, 2015

San Diego Padres

San Francisco Giants

Tweet us your #PaulBUMyanTales for this season & @SFGiants ace Madison Bumgarner will read them on #SINow pic.twitter.com/IeoLyov6dX
— SI Now (@SInowLIVE) April 2, 2015

There you have it; we covered every single team. It should be a great season.