VICE Without Context: 'Cows Aren't Stupid'

As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our Webby Award–winning site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of April 10. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.

- Cows aren't stupid.

- We are coming for you.

- OK, I'll just go fuck myself!

- As a result, he's remembered today as a terrible person.

- If you can pull off an Easter Egg Roll, you can do anything.

- The only school I ever graduated from was grade school.

- The shrimp chips are some heavenly stuff.

- I'd walk around bothering everybody for their pickles.

- After I manage to assure the girls that I am an adult woman in no way competing with them for their idol's attention, they release me from their circle.

- Yep, I'm gay.

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