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Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter Account is Insanely Good

Mitchell Trubisky's Twitter account is a delight.

by Sean Newell
Apr 28 2017, 5:49pm

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The Chicago Bears made waves on Thursday night, trading their No. 3 pick—along with this year's third- and fourth-round picks and another third-rounder next year—to the San Francisco 49ers so they could move up one spot in the draft. With that (very expensive) second pick, the Bears selected UNC quarterback Mitchell Trubisky, a talented young quarterback who has an insanely good Twitter account. Moments after the pick, a 2011 Trubisky tweet in which he expressed his feelings toward kissing "tittiess"—he is pro, btw—surfaced, to universal acclaim. It was deleted by Friday morning, but it quite naturally sparked curiosity in what other thoughts he might have on various issues. The short answer is: Trubisky has lots of thoughts about lots of things. The long answer is below.

Mitchell Trubisky, on tunnels:

Mitchell Trubisky, on the Liam Neeson film Taken 2:

Mitchell Trubisky, on candy:

Mitchell Trubisky, on his capacity for cereal:

Mitchell Trubisky, on currency:

Mitchell Trubisky, on overdose by cough drop:

Mitchell Trubisky, on predicting the future:

Mitchell Trubisky, on impossibility:

Mitchell Trubisky, on suspense:

Mitchell Trubisky, on life:

Mitchell Trubisky, on flags:

Mitchell Trubisky, on fortune:

Mitchell Trubisky, on perfection:

Mitchell Trubisky is my new favorite football player.