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Behold: Good Dog Raptly Watches a Squirrel Delay Indians-Twins Game

Go get'em, girl!

Hello, wondrous creature! You are a spectacular best friend—look at you! You are evolutionarily predetermined to want to hunt anything smaller than you, but you've been trained so well that you're not even leaping at the screen when this image of a squirrel pops up. You, majestic beast, are nothing less than a good dog.

Yesterday, during the Twins vs. Indians game, a squirrel wreaked (wruck?) havoc on the field, causing a 4 minute and 28 second delay, scampering about as seemingly millions of human beings tried to wrangle it. None could wrangle it.

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Eventually, the squirrel jumped into the stands to the dismay of everyone sitting there, and the game played on. But one observer couldn't seem to shake the squirrel's prancing visage: this wonderpup right here named Molly.

Molly seems to recognize that she is not watching a real squirrel, but just the image of a squirrel (Molly is a genius). Look at that restraint! This, clearly, is just research for how Molly can terrorize them in the yard, in the real world. She's taking notes.

Then shit got meta:

Molly recognizes art when she sees it. Told you she's a genius.

[h/t and thanks to @evanwillmann19]