All zodiac signs love getting stoned, but how should you blaze depending on yours?
We asked Broadly staff astrologer Annabel Gat, astrologers Lisa Stardust and Caitlin McGarry, and horoscope writer Randon Rosenbohm to find out. For instance, ultra-emotional water signs (Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio) may do better with a calming indica, as a hyper-alert sativa may leave them drowning and unable to regulate their feelings.
Remember that while our sun signs can act as guiding lights through the sky, we’re all still individuals that benefit from different things. "Our sun sign is just one piece of our chart. When we are born, there are plenty of other planets, and they could be anywhere on the Zodiac wheel. And since we were born, as we are growing up, we have many more experiences that form who we are," Gat says.
So, start by reading more about your sign's relationship to weed below, but for a more comprehensive astrological understanding of your relationship to cannabis, consult a professional who can take a look at your entire chart. If you find yourself feeling dubious about looking at your relationship to weed through the lens of astrology, light up a doobie instead of yelling about it on the internet, chill out, and just read some fun horoscopes:
Most likely to hog a joint to tell a story. Read more here.
Most likely to look up from their snacks, hands covered in Cheeto dust, to suggest you get massages. Read more here.
Most likely to get high and decide they should put on more glitter. Read more here.
Most likely to feed their mom a weed cookie. Read more here.
Most likely to spend money on weed. Read more here.
Most likely to use an app to keep track of their favorite weed strains. Read more here.
Most likely to brag about their outfit. Read more here.
Most likely to get high and go through your phone. Read more here.
Most likely to talk very loudly and embarrass everyone with them, but not give a fuck. Read more here.
Most likely to make a ton of money from weed. Read more here.
Most likely to Instagram while high from an invite-only art show at Joshua Tree. Read more here.
Most likely to ask someone to pass the bowl while it’s in their hand. Read more here.
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