Uh oh. Only ten days left until Christmas Eve, and you haven't torn yourself away from holiday-party cheese spreads and binge-watching spells of Fuck, That's Delicious long enough to consider what to get for your boo and your baby niece?!
You're a monster. Just kidding. We're all in the same boat of stress, panic, and materialism. Which is why we put together five gift guides last week to direct you to all of our favorite culinary gadgets, luxuries, and essentials. Buy them for yourself, or buy them for your beloved—doesn't matter to us.
But with that in mind, we're playing Santa ourselves and giving away some of these crazy, sexy, cool presents. Entering to win is super-easy. Just check out our gift guides, and follow the directions of the neat little widget at the bottom of each page.
Decking out a new apartment, or just looking to upgrade your kitchen essentials? Every decent home cook deserves a Le Creuset Dutch oven and a great knife. This one's super-sharp and made by Misen, and we're throwing in a badass pizza-emblazoned towel from GG's for good measure. All this could be yours someday, friend. Click here to enter.
Once your kitchen is loaded with glimmering gear, you're going to want to hit the stove and whip up a smorgasbord that's as impressive as your cookware. This was an amazing year for cookbooks, and we want to share a few of our favorites. In 2016, we'll all be feasting on pretzel-pork dumplings (from Dale Talde's Asian-American) and Thrice-Cooked Bacon (from Danny Bowien's The Mission Chinese Food Cookbook). Plus many, many more. Click here to enter.
Always looking to the future, and not afraid to get entomological when it comes to sustainable protein sources? We're giving away a box of Exo Cricket Flour Protein Bars, which are perfect for the Paleo pioneer in your life. Click here to enter.
Tastes so lofty, you're only going for the gold? Great news: we're also gifting a lucky reader Three Jerks' Golden Meat Box, which includes beef jerky covered in edible 24-karat gold. Oh, and a Chambong, so that you can combine your love of Cristal with your inner college freshman. Ballers only need apply. Click here to enter.
And let's not forget about the booze. Never forget about the booze. As everyone knows, going out for drinks is one of the most pleasurable—but also one of the most money-hemorrhaging—activities of the holiday season. You know what's a better idea? Whipping up the same cocktails found in the best cocktail bar in the world right in your very home. That's why we want to hand you The Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual and watch you go to town with a cocktail shaker. Click here to enter.
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