So um, we have a new President. Yeah, I can't even try to be upbeat this week. I'll save my enthusiasm for our IG picks. Ugh.
The only thing bringing me joy this week is Zoe Kravitz's new hair. Like, I'm so front and center for it. I'd attempt to recreate it on myself, but that would be offensive as fuck
After that New Year's Eve shit show, Mariah is like "fuck you, I've got new friends now." This reminds me of when she started hanging around Bad Boy during the "Honey" era. Only not.
Kevin Wong captured this wonderful photo of French Montana overlooking the car he bought with his KUWTK earnings. I ain't mad at that. I'm mad at that jacket though. Very mad.
Wait, did Stevie Wonder really write this? HOW SWAY? I need answers.
Ever look in your mirror and think you look like this? Well, JoJo ACTUALLY looks like this.
Why did M.I.A. post a sketch of Drew Barrymore in Poison Ivy? Oh wait, is this supposed to be M.I.A.?
Jim Jones has somehow captured the exact photo that all struggle rappers take when they go visit their friend who just got an internship at a major label and they come in with their boys and sit on a fancy couch in the lobby like, "Take a picture of me, fam!"
Like, I wanna turn into the crazed Nation of Pinkslam Nicki Minaj fan that I am and get really mad at Trina for this outfit, but I absolutely CAN NOT. She is killin' it in this fur. Seriously. Plus, Trina is too OG to ever yell at her.
Had to post this one too from French's Instagram because what the fuck is Kendall Jenner doing? Is she joining the Coke Boys? Can she Free Max B for us? That would be wavy though.
Badu posted a whole series of her painting her hair on Instagram and I binged watched it like a Netflix Original Series.
The FOMO is running deep here. The Weeknd at Yams Day? Damn. RIP Yams.
Drake literally can't even in this photo.
Ah, "fan love." I see what you did there, Diplo. Move a little closer to the fan blades though for the ultimate experience.
Literally me at the gym. And with your man.
I must admit that I too make this face when I'm doing the nature thing. #Nature
Kathy Iandoli wrote this before the March so if she gets arrested for knuckle punching someone then this will be the last piece you read from her until the bail posts. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.