Valentine's Day is upon us once again, like some ancient anxiety demon surfacing from the Mariana Trench in need of its annual blood sacrifice. Fortunately, the stresses of finding gifts, securing dinner reservations, and smoke-screening side pieces might soon dissipate thanks to the multibillion dollar (and growing) legal cannabis industry.Looking to make their THC and CBD-infused products as synonymous with romance as chocolates and flowers, everyone from mom-and-pop growers all the way up to Big Cannabis corps has begun to dip their toes into the aphrodisiac market. As someone who enjoys both sex and being high, I decided to try out a variety of these products to see if any could get me in the mood for Valentine's romance and finally offer an alternative to the sketchy truck-stop libido pills I've become so dependent on.
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After the tingly effects kicked in, we poked, prodded, and licked around a little to find that, indeed, our nerves had been "modulated" by the THC and "more pleasant signals" were hitting our brains. That said, our messing around with numb buttholes was more akin to when you self-experiment on your post-dentist Novocained tongue than an erotic endeavor.With a site launched in 2001, around the time of my own pubescence, the alt pinup Suicide Girls can claim responsibility for quite a few of my erections over the years, so earning one more didn't seem like it'd be too laborious a challenge for them. With scores of free-agent tattooed Instagram hotties encroaching on the digital territory SG has carved out for itself, the brand has now chosen to pivot and stake a claim in the weed game, licensing its name to a line of cannabis vape cartridges.
I was informed by the brand's PR team that the relaxing and connection-encouraging "Chill" line of cartridges would be best for getting me revved up. After a few deep hits of the electronic pen, I was feeling relaxed but, maybe, a bit too relaxed. The Chill cartridge was so powerful that I found myself in that intensely stoned state where you involuntarily squint so fiercely that it feels like you're a boxer with two swollen shut eyes. Though undeniably relaxed, my romantic partner and I spent the next few hours couch-locked, barely able to formulate sentences, let alone conceive of the idea of sex stuff.
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