These New South Whales are a Sydney band made up of androgynous bros that cover their nipples with tape at all occasions. Despite the their girlish figures and brittle fists, they will whale you harder than Manny Pacquiao on cocaine if you talk shit to them.VICE: So you guys just hopped out the studio, how’s recording?
Jamie: Well we finished a live recording last night of four of our shitters and it’s all done and ready to be mixed.Shitters? What’s the vibe in the studio?
We don’t have a lot of time to spend together, so we basically just need to get it out and it doesn’t matter if it’s shit. I’ll come up with something or one of the guys will come up with something and we put it down as quickly as possible.Why do you perform with tape on your nipples?
Well we are all a bit sexually disorientated, we’re not sure if we’re Arthur or Martha. It’s not our purpose to show nipple, we don’t want to offend anyone. Our bodies are all quite intricate, they’re special temples, a lot of them are skinny.Do you guys ‘bro out’ as a band?|
Very much so, we enjoy a punt on the dogs every now and then, we occasionally rock climb together because we find it boosts morale. We train very hard to keep our bodies brittle. There are a lot of arguments in the band because our drummer is not supposed to drum, he’s no good.As bros have you ever been in a street brawl?
Umm no, none of us are fighters, we’re too brittle. But we would openly challenge The Nectars.Why them?
They said we were shit one night! Only we are allowed to say we’re shit.But you’re too frail! Who’d win?
Who’d win? Aw that’s an easy one, The New South Whales.Check out These New South Whales at our Sydney VICE Christmas Party this Thursday. RSVP here.
Jamie: Well we finished a live recording last night of four of our shitters and it’s all done and ready to be mixed.
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We don’t have a lot of time to spend together, so we basically just need to get it out and it doesn’t matter if it’s shit. I’ll come up with something or one of the guys will come up with something and we put it down as quickly as possible.Why do you perform with tape on your nipples?
Well we are all a bit sexually disorientated, we’re not sure if we’re Arthur or Martha. It’s not our purpose to show nipple, we don’t want to offend anyone. Our bodies are all quite intricate, they’re special temples, a lot of them are skinny.Do you guys ‘bro out’ as a band?|
Very much so, we enjoy a punt on the dogs every now and then, we occasionally rock climb together because we find it boosts morale. We train very hard to keep our bodies brittle. There are a lot of arguments in the band because our drummer is not supposed to drum, he’s no good.As bros have you ever been in a street brawl?
Umm no, none of us are fighters, we’re too brittle. But we would openly challenge The Nectars.Why them?
They said we were shit one night! Only we are allowed to say we’re shit.But you’re too frail! Who’d win?
Who’d win? Aw that’s an easy one, The New South Whales.Check out These New South Whales at our Sydney VICE Christmas Party this Thursday. RSVP here.