'I Got Arrested and Blew a .36 on a Breathalyzer at Noon'

As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of June 19. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.

- I don't have a problem going to a drug dealer's house.

- If I say I bummed a fag, you know I was talking about a cigarette.

- I got arrested and blew a .36 on a breathalyzer at noon.

- It's a shitty inheritance.

- VICE is a fascist organization.

- Meanwhile I'm out here, age 30, regarding invites to press screenings of movies as monumental career achievements.

- He didn't focus enough on Arby's, White Castle, or Quiznos.

- I haven't had an opinion in years.

- You're always dropping shit.

- Too late, Queen.

- Why did you lie to me?

- Although legal, major porn tube sites like Pornhub, Redtube, and xHamster ban this type of content—a rep from the latter told me they find it "repulsive."

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