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Rory McIlroy Makes Par by Bouncing Absurd Shot Off the Cart Path

McIlroy is truly the McGyver of golf.
Screenshot from @PGA Twitter

Rory McIlroy must slay at mini golf. Sure, you can argue he's pretty good at real golf. But man, that windmill hole knows its true master: Rory Fucking McIlroy.

Just take a look at how he handles this absurd lie from way off the fairway:

He's practically on another hole! Instead of taking that mulligan, he saw the light, and cleared the crowd to allow space for him to grind his dimples against some pavement before landing in the rough. He very nearly laid 'em on the green. He eventually went on to make par on this par 5.

Just take a look at that shot combo. Rory McIlroy doesn't believe in hypotenuses—he's all about those right angles:

Can't wait for PGA to bust out that All-Star Weekend putt-putt tournament. Because McIlroy would slay.