Will Hutson and Chris Harris explain why you're better off letting the police find your weed than risking a felony charge by trying to destroy it.

Hutson & Harris, Waco, Texas
www.centraltexaslegal.com
Thanks to Steve Watkins ("Badger"), Fort Worth Texas for shooting the video

CONTENT:
Hi, I’m Will Hutson.

And I’m Chris Harris.

You know kids, if you’re in possession of less than two ounces of marijuana in the State of Texas, that is a Class B Misdemeanor.

Unless you make the really stupid decision to try to either alter or destroy, or conceal your weed, while you’re standing next to a police officer – don’t do that! Then it becomes the “felony of the third degree” of tampering with evidence.

We wrote you a song to help you remember this:

Don’t Eat Your Weed

Lyrics:

Moving down the road
You're driving pretty slow
Cuz you got some marijuana on you.

You really love pot
And it's not a whole lot
Just an ounce, or maybe 2.

UH-OH - red and blues,
They're flashing In your rear-view,
You pull off to the shoulder….

(Please Don’t') Eat Your Weed,
'Cuz It's Only a Class B,
Misdemeanor

You get a little manic,
And then you start to panic,
Cuz You've never been in trouble before.

As the officer approaches,
You try to eat your roaches,
And you throw your weed out the door.

OH NO the cop sees you,
Cuz that's what he's trained to do,
And now you're in Big trouble

(Oh Please Don’t') Eat Your Weed,
'Cuz It's Only a Class B,
Misdemeanor

DON'T TURN A CLASS B,
INTO A FELONY,
BY TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE
DON'T BE A DUMBASS
DON'T DESTROY YOUR STASH
DON'T EAT YOUR WEED
 
Tampering with Evidence,
Doesn't make any sense,
Let the cops find your weed, (less than 2 oz)

There's a kind of probation,
Called deferred adjudication
And there's lots of other ways to plead

It's just a misdemeanor
You can hire a cleaner,
To get it off your record.

(Oh Please Don’t') Eat Your Weed,
'Cuz It's Only a Class B,
Misdemeanor
  
(Yeah Please Don’t') Eat Your Weed,
Anything Less than a quarter pound is STILL not a Felony
But you couldn't eat that much weed.

Don't Eat Your Weed

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