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VICE Exclusive: Look at a Bunch of Naked American Presidents in Pocket Hercules's NSFW Music Video

Who knew Abe Lincoln had such a stunning bod?

Video directed by Patrick Biesemans and produced by Alex Kramer

VICE may have grown in popularity these past few years, but that doesn't mean that every bro and lady bro in the company is leading a glamorous lifestyle. There's always a low man on the totem pole—a man who's hardly a man at all but more of some sort of servile ape. At VICE, that man is River Donaghey. He does the work that no one else at the company will.

Because he's such a loyal office boy, VICE has decided to throw the poor pup a bone and premiere his band's new music video. The name of his band is Pocket Hercules, and the video is full of nude people wearing masks of former US presidents. River also has Abe Lincoln with a woman's body tattooed to his side. I do not know why, but my guess would be horniness.

There's one thing that's certain from this video, and that's that rock 'n' roll is done and has been for a while. Another thing is that River is probably out of college by now and should be past this "Let's get naked but pretend we don't care about the dicks and balls and tits bobbling around us" phase. Maybe next year, eh Riv? Too bad about that tat.

Check out more Pocket Hercules on Facebook and Bandcamp.

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