I Created a Fake Business to Get My Math Tests in Advance
But I still don’t have my degree after six or eight years of taking classes on and off.
I Use My Learning Disorder Diagnosis to Cheat on Tests
Getting diagnosed cost thousands of dollars—my roommate couldn't afford it—but it's helping me out big time.
Teens Hacked Their Teacher's Computer to Change Grades for Money
"It wasn't necessarily the most legal thing, but something to do that was sort of fun."
My Brother Raped Me and My Anti-Abortion State Senator Didn't Care
"I thought maybe I’d gotten through to him—maybe he would vote for an amendment adding exceptions for rape and incest to Ohio's abortion bill. He voted no."
I Make $1,000 a Week Writing Essays for Lazy Students
Helping kids scam schools has turned into a full-time job for me.
I Ran a College Cheating Business Out of My Frat
And now I'm a high school teacher.
I Helped My Friend Cheat on Her SATs and I Would Do It Again
"I wanted to dupe the system and get away with it."
The Wildest Things I Saw as a Food Cart Inspector for the NYC Parks Department
From the hot dog stand cartels to the crown jewel of violations—cooking capybara in the park—it was anything but dull.
We Finally Found Out What Goes Down in the Teacher’s Lounge
Teachers talk shit just like everyone else.
We Asked Prisoners About the Most Expensive Things They've Bought in Jail
Shitty plastic cellphones that retail for a little over $30 on the outside are being sold for hundreds of dollars in British prisons.
The Joys and Horrors of Waxing Strangers' Genitals
From farting to sexual harassment, an experienced waxer explains in painful detail just how messy her job can be.
As a Chef, I Wish Yelp Didn't Exist
A chef and restaurateur shares why reading online reviews is a maddening experience for many food industry professionals. Just remember, fine dining isn't a fucking community swimming pool.