Father John Misty is Over the Demonic Clown Thing
The first time I saw Father John Misty I thought he was an asshole. But I also thought he was handsome, charming and capable of a deep and crystalline insight that most performers lack. He sang about hallucinogenic misadventures, sexual dominance and how
Jonathan Hobin Re-Creates the World's Most Infamous Tragedies with Children
Jonathan Hobin has made a name for himself by dressing kids up as infamous players from history and placing them in re-creations of tragedies that range from 9/11 to the JonBenet Ramsey murder. Some people are kinda mad at him for that, so we gave him...
We Went to a Men's Rights Lecture in Toronto
What began as a somewhat open-minded look at men's rights ended with the realization that their ideas are very, very dumb.
The Cultural Atrocities Issue
Beach Reach Wants You to Party With Jesus Christ
Christian missionaries are known for traveling to poor areas of our planet to provide aid and convert heathens. So for the past 30 years, Christians have been hanging out at spring break hotspots.
Marineland Is a Hellhole
We always knew that the Canadian side of Niagara Falls was a trashy craphole, but the local sea creature-based amusement park, Marineland, just might be the most hellish attraction in all of Ontario.
Our Mystic Gave Us the Inside Scoop on 2013
The year 2012 didn’t end up being the apocalyptic Mayan bloodbath we all expected. So, since we're going to be dicking around here for a while longer, what can we expect from 2013? To answer this question we called our go-to for all things mystical...
I Had a Face Tattoo for a Week
When VICE asked me to walk around with my mug decorated like a homeless anarchist who keeps a dog on a rope, I jumped at the opportunity. Little did I know I would kind of resemble Mike Tyson if he were a hairy, effete white boy from Canada.