Chloe Cross

Stuff

This Guy Is Going to Spend a Whole Month Alone in a Room with Virtual Reality Goggles Strapped to His Face

​For 28 days, Mark Farid will remain in one room, experiencing his every waking moment through the eyes of another human being.
Chloe Cross
11.18.14
Stuff

This Guy Makes Life-Size Child Dolls Wearing Lingerie

Before you berate me for immediately assuming these dolls are for pedophiles, consider that there is no male counterpart, they wear lingerie, and just look at the pictures. Also, most of the customers are adult men. Weird, huh?
Chloe Cross
2.21.13
Fashion

I Make Jewellery Out of My Cat's Fur Balls

You know what's at the absolute top of my birthday list this year? A necklace made out of greasy cat fur balls, rolled up into pretty little orbs and encased in wire. Thank Christ I live in 2013, the exact time in history that San Francisco artist...
Chloe Cross
1.24.13
Stuff

Some People Made a Breastfeeding Baby Toy

To discover why anyone would make a toy that allows children to mock-lactate, I called up Berjuan Toys, the makers of the Breastmilk Baby, and talked to an anonymous spokesman. Turns out they think we're the creepy ones.
Chloe Cross
11.15.12
tech

Hey Internet, Do These Boys Want Me or Not?

Lots of girls (not all of them, just the ones like me, the ones with hair and tits and smartphones) are really fucking weird. We spend a scary amount of time deciphering texts from losers with potentially cute dicks, and often we can't make heads or...
Chloe Cross
10.24.12
Stuff

I Took Female Viagra for a Week

I was so over fucking my last boyfriend. We were together for four years, and by the third of those my libido was as MIA as he seemed to think my clitoris was.
Chloe Cross
10.15.12