Jack Blocker

tech

There's an Entire Instagram Account Devoted to Destroying Rideshare Scooters

The account Bird Graveyard features footage of the scooters getting burned, thrown off buildings, pooped on, and tossed into the ocean.
Jack Blocker
7.25.18
Drugs

Can You Reverse the Long-Term Effects of Drugs by Being Healthy?

We went through a few of the world's favorite substances—booze, weed, coke, MDMA, NOS, and ketamine—to examine how you can mitigate the damage they cause to your body.
Jack Blocker
8.8.16
Sports

Hunting for British American Football Fans at London's NFL Street Party

To try convincing Brits they should care about a sport that—to an outsider, at least—seems to revolve around timeouts and advertising, this Saturday the NFL hosted a "fan rally" on Regent Street.
Jack Blocker
9.29.14
Music

Let's Take a Look at Avril Lavigne's New Video Scene by Scene

Earlier this week, Avril dropped the video for her new track "Hello Kitty," a popstep number co-written by her husband, a man whose music has historically been hated by anyone who doesn't own a pick-up truck or a gun.
Jack Blocker
4.25.14
Stuff

In Defense of Britain's Young Douchebags

Douchebags don't live on the internet like you do. Their lives aren't subject to the same constant, screaming moralism. While you're at home worrying about the politics of female armpit hair on Saturday night, the modern British douchebag will be...
Jack Blocker
4.8.14
News

A Town in Florida Has Made It Illegal for Homeless People to Cover Themselves with Blankets

For the grievous offense of trying to shelter yourself from freezing conditions while homeless, you are considered to be breaking the law. The Pensacola City Council argues that “camping” has a detrimental effect on the town's “aesthetics, sanitation...
Jack Blocker
2.11.14
Stuff

A Scottish Man Was Arrested for Trying to Have Sex with a Drink Cart on a Train

He started “rubbing himself” against the cold metal of the trolley with insatiable lust while shouting “I want to kiss you.”
Jack Blocker
1.7.14
Stuff

A Woman Got Locked Inside a Bathroom and Clawed Her Way Through the Wall to Escape

An assistant at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation was trapped inside a bathroom stall way past working hours and literally had to smash open a wall just to escape. This might be the best survival story since <i>127 Hours</i>.
Jack Blocker
12.11.13
Stuff

I Went Looking for Love at the Tinder Launch Party

As I was being swept symbolically to the left, I realized that I had become the physical embodiment of Tinder, a single dude looking for love, brushed aside by the beautiful people. I felt like subhuman scum.
Jack Blocker
11.20.13