Jack Pendarvis
The Dragon's Hump - Part the Tenth
"Where did you get this unicorn?" she asked."A fine specimen, is she not?" laughed the charming brigand. "She constantly farts out a wonderful scent of apples."
The Dragon's Hump - Part the Ninth
Veronica Hapgood concentrated fiercely and pooped out an egg. "What's this?" said Lavera. "Raise my child," said Veronica.
The Dragon's Hump - Part the Eighth
It was time to stop thinking and start doing. That's what being King was all about. The King's fingers tightened on his scepter, which was carved with his sigil--the raging beefalo.
