Jeff Ogiba
jeff@noisey.comHow To Get People To Listen To Your New Record
So you and your pimply band mates have decided it's time to take your recordings, slap 'em on some vinyl, and let the world hear what you're made of. But how can you be sure that anyone will actually listen?
Swamp Thing Stole My 13th Floor Elevators Record
Well, he wasn't the real Swamp Thing, and the record wasn't technically mine, but let me explain.
Was Guided By Voices the Hardest Working Indie Band of 2012?
Or were they just lazy, opportunistic hacks?
Record Hustlers are Pompous Assholes
This knowledge has been with me for some time, but recent observations have heightened my prejudice for this slime-drenched sect of humanity.
Five Amazing Records that are Impossible to Find
Here are five records I can guarantee you don't own.
The Noisey Guide to Judging a Record by its Cover
Let's be honest kids, there's a ton of garbage records out there. Here's a handy guide to keep your record collection clean and your apartment off 'Hoarding: Buried Alive.'
Does Carly Rae Jepsen Sound Better On Wax?
Probably not, but that hasn't stopped the rise of pop stars going vinyl.