Jesse Farrar

The beer idiot

In Search of the Perfect Beer Temperature

It's a lot more complicated than you think.
Jesse Farrar
5.19.17
The beer idiot

Why I Don't Bother Brewing My Own Beer

Homebrewing is a solution without a problem—like the smart toaster or a gritty Super Mario reboot.
Jesse Farrar
1.14.17
The beer idiot

Day Drinking Rules to Live By for Aspiring Beer Idiots

I’m stressed out by everything in the universe now. Drinking during the day is my compromise for staying normal, functional, and sane. It mostly seems to work. Here are my tips.
Jesse Farrar
12.14.16
drinking

The Idiot's Guide to Drinking at Chain Restaurants

Comedians and fast-food connoisseurs Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell discuss the ins and outs of imbibing at the thousands of places where nobody knows your name.
Jesse Farrar
10.1.16
The beer idiot

The Beer Idiot's Guide to Olympic Drinking Games

Normally I’d be the first guy to tell you that drinking games are for frat boys and other repressed types, but the summer Olympics in Brazil call for desperate measures.
Jesse Farrar
8.5.16
beer

The Idiot's Guide to Summer Beer Drinking

Stop pretending you’re a sommelier or cicerone or whatever. Put away the snifter. Here are some summer beers that showcase utility, drinkability, drunkability, and refreshment.
Jesse Farrar
8.5.16
Super Bowl 50

Welcome to the Super Bowl, World

Every professional sport has a way of determining a champion. Only the NFL has something as quite as expensive, overstated, and widely watched as the Super Bowl.
Jesse Farrar
2.2.16
Travel

I Hung Out With Honey Boo Boo's Mom at a Strip Club on New Year's Eve

The extravaganza was everything I'd hoped it would be and so much more.
Jesse Farrar
1.5.16
the costanza method

Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way: A Year in Review

At the start of the NFL season, we proposed that a policy of do-the-opposite contrarian zigging could be a winning fantasy football strategy. It mostly worked!
Jesse Farrar
12.31.15
costanza method

Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way, Week 15

"These are the picks you're looking for," as a character in the popular movie "Star Wars" movie franchise once said. Also seriously there are fantasy picks in here.
Jesse Farrar
12.18.15
costanza method

Playing Fantasy Football The George Costanza Way, Week 14

Gamestop memories, Marcus Mariota, some dumb guys saying boring things about LeSean McCoy, and a few helpful suggestions for your fantasy football teams.
Jesse Farrar
12.11.15
the costanza method

Playing Fantasy Football the George Costanza Way, Week 13

Nobody and nothing is perfect, the Costanza Method included. But we have to try something, and in this pivotal fantasy football week, we might as well try this.
Jesse Farrar
12.4.15
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