Juno DeMelo

Fighting Words

10 Things Not to Say to New Moms

Offer to drop off food that’s not available on Seamless, find something positive to say about the baby’s name—but please do not utter these phrases.
Juno DeMelo
7.11.18
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Is the Five-Second Rule Legit?

An investigation into one of the most hotly contested rules in history.
Juno DeMelo
5.11.18
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As Long As It Has 10 Fingers and Toes—and No Balls

Lots of women are disappointed about the sex of their babies.
Juno DeMelo
6.5.17
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Does the Pullout Method Work?

A close look at the data.
Juno DeMelo
12.12.16
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How Bad Is a Serious Caffeine Habit?

Key question: How stressed out are you right now?
Juno DeMelo
9.5.16
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How Bad is a Serious Caffeine Habit?

Key question: How stressed out are you right now?
Juno DeMelo
9.5.16
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Can You Get Cancer from the Occasional Cigarette?

Wondering on behalf of nonsmokers who sometimes smoke but really aren't actual smoker-smokers.
Juno DeMelo
8.17.16
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Can You Get Cancer from the Occasional Cigarette?

Wondering on behalf of nonsmokers who sometimes smoke but really aren't actual smoker-smokers.
Juno DeMelo
8.17.16
Asking for a friend

Is the Five-Second Rule Legit?

An investigation into one of the most hotly contested rules in history.
Juno DeMelo
8.9.16
Asking for a friend

Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?

Because that's a real pain in the ass.
Juno DeMelo
7.14.16
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Do You Need to Go to a Doctor for Hemorrhoids?

Because that's a real pain in the ass.
Juno DeMelo
7.14.16
Asking for a friend

Does Passing Out Drunk Count as Deep Sleep?

Because it sure as hell feels like it.
Juno DeMelo
7.7.16
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