Kelly McClure

The Cultural Atrocities Issue

Forget Sunshine

The new hot spot where all the cool kids go to do keg stands on stacks of cock rings is the MOTHAFUCKIN’ PACIFIC NORTHWEST! And to prove it, we enlisted Pacific Northwest bands Pony Time, the Thermals, Tacocat, and Parenthetical Girls to share pictures...
Kelly McClure
3.25.13
Music

Let's Have an Intimate SXSW Together

Are you in a band and want me to know about it? Have I shit upon your band at one time or another, or look as though I am thinking about shitting on it in the near future? Well then meet up with me at SXSW, and we will fight with our arms.
Kelly McClure
3.11.13
Music

VICE Exclusive: Behind the Scenes of SSION's "High" Video

We love SSION, and we write about them often, so naturally we jumped at the chance to share this special, exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at the weird and intimate making of their "High" video.
Kelly McClure
2.26.13
Travel

I Had Romance Sex at Kate's Lazy Meadow

So as we all know, last Thursday was Valentine's Day, and while you were staring at your weird girlfriend or boyfriend across a table at Applebee's, I was up in the Catskills with my sex lover, doing sex lover things at Kate's Lazy Meadow.
Kelly McClure
2.19.13
The Fashion Issue 2013

Johnny Marr Takes Music and Fashion Seriously

Music and fashion go together like pedophiles and children. It’s always been an uneasy, somewhat forced relationship that results from perversion and mental illness. Johnny Marr is one of the few musicians who got it right.
Kelly McClure
2.19.13
Music

Scout Niblett Spreads Love and a New Album

It's Valentine's Day, and while that may not mean anything to you, it does mark a perfectly good occasion to announce Scout Niblett's new album, which comes out on May 21st on Drag City.
Kelly McClure
2.14.13
Fashion

We Interviewed Le1f About Basic-Ass Bitches

It's New York Fashion Week, and Le1f just released one of the most fashionably sexy and fun mixtapes that we can think of. We talked to Le1f about style, basic-ass bitches, his latest mixtape, 'Fly Zone,' and who would win in a fight between Beyoncé...
Kelly McClure
2.13.13
Fashion

Matthew Frost Directed 'Fashion Film' Featuring My Girlfriend, Lizzy Caplan

Fashion Week starts this week in NYC I guess. Is that what it's called? Fashion Week? I don't know, I had to ask about it. What I DO know is that my love, my life, my one true celebrity fake girlfriend, LIZZY CAPLAN stars in this hilarious spoof on...
Kelly McClure
2.7.13
Music

Grave Babies Show Us Their Stuff, and Premiere "No Fear"

Peek into the apartments of Grave Babies, and listen to the exclusive premiere of their song "No Fear" off of their upcoming album, 'Crusher.'
Kelly McClure
2.6.13
Music

Fragrant Rich-Lady Weave Spray—A Head-to-Toe Love Situation to Beyoncé

Everyone and their everyone is writing something on the internet about Beyoncé today, because we all became physically and emotionally aroused by her halftime performance at the BeyoncéBowl yesterday afternoon. I'm not worried about all that though...
Kelly McClure
2.4.13
Music

The VICE Music Nerds Got Free Lil Wayne Beats Headphones and You Didn't

These Lil Wayne Beats headphones are so comfy that it's like wearing two breasts on your head. Breasts that spit out music instead of milk, which is just as God, and Lil Wayne intended. If you're in the market for headphones, you should buy these...
Kelly McClure
1.25.13
Stuff

Dear Penis, Welcome to the Bathroom, You Must Be New

A man has a penis. It's like a tube of flesh. When a man pees, the urine comes out of the tube of flesh and lands wherever it's aimed. You can literally aim the flow of pee and have it do a variety of things, like make your initials in the snow, melt...
Kelly McClure
1.23.13
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