Lou Doggs

Wide World of Balls

Taking a Step Back

A football player committed a murder-suicide on Saturday, and folks seem to be forgetting about his girl. In less serious but still depressing news, David Stern fined a coach a lot of money and the NHL still isn't happening. Man, this sucks.
Lou Doggs
12.3.12
Wide World of Balls

Even That Jerky Fireman Has Quit Cheering for the Jets

The Patriots killed the Jets, a sprinkler system delayed a football game, and Justin Bieber played at halftime during the championship game of the Canadian Football League. Hockey continued to not happen, and there's sad news about the head of the...
Lou Doggs
11.26.12
Wide World of Balls

Canadian Man Delivers Whupping to Non-Canadian

Georges St. Pierre won, the Marlins gutted their team again, and there are now 14 teams in the Big Ten. Also, college basketball began while the NHL continues to not begin. Sports? Sports. Again.
Lou Doggs
11.19.12
Wide World of Balls

The Lakers' Long National Nightmare Is Over

This week in sports, Michael Vick got concussed, some NASCAR dudes got in a fight, and the Lakers hired Mike D'Antoni. Oh yeah, and the Knicks are good, while the Jets continue to be terrible and a football game ended in a tie, neither of which are...
Lou Doggs
11.12.12
Wide World of Balls

The Day the Running Stopped

This past week in sports saw the New York Marathon appropriately cancelled in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, the NBA regular season kicked off, baseball free agency started and some important college football games.
Lou Doggs
11.5.12
Wide World of Balls

The Giants Won Everything

The Giants win baseball, a college kid's leg loses football, and the Steelers' uniforms lose fashion. A bunch of other stuff happened in sports this week (though hockey did not happen) and we break it down here.
Lou Doggs
10.29.12
Wide World of Balls

It's Not Other Teams That Win, It's the Yankees That Lose

It’s almost Halloween! Do you know athletes dress up in stupid kiddy costumes on Halloween? Yep, they wear these jerseys. You ever seen an adult in them things? Super sad. Anyways, here’s every single thing that happened in sports last week.
Lou Doggs
10.22.12
Wide World of Balls

Reason for the Season

Hockey is still DOA, baseball postseason is a-rolling, the Nets played inside a casino and it wasn't on TV, Deron Williams allegedly wears a wig, and some NFL guy is a pillhead.
Lou Doggs
10.15.12
Wide World of Balls

Talkin' Bout Playoffs

In this week in ball news, the Knicks get even older, baseball playoffs get played, a dude resigns from a lifetime contract, and Drew Brees breaks a record no one cares about.
Lou Doggs
10.8.12
Sports

Baseball Is Basically a Random Number Generator

Baseball is too random to predict games, and even more so in October, when things get so tense you can puke.
Lou Doggs
10.6.12
Wide World of Balls

Scabbarhea

Replacement referees continue lousing everything up, a baseball dude recuses himself from the batting title, no NHL, and Detlef Schrempf likes country music.
Lou Doggs
9.24.12
Wide World of Balls

Sorry Ma, Forgot to Trash the Replacement Refs

The NFL's replacement refs are worse than ever, a bunch of hockey players are joining a children's hockey league, Jeremy Lin hates spending money, and the Dodgers re-up their GM.
Lou Doggs
9.17.12
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