Your Awful Eating Habits Are Giving Away Your Sex Game
Have you ever watched a member of the opposite sex meticulously rinse an apple and fantasised about what those hands would feel like on your body? Probably not.
A Girl's Guide to Flirting with Boys
There is no such thing as being "good at flirting," for it is something all humans are inherently terrible at. But here are a few pointers to help you navigate an otherwise terrifying thing.
London’s New 'Alcohol-Free Cocktail Bar' Is Not a Bar
Juicing is not a conversation. Almonds are not a way of life. And Redemption, a West London bar serving mocktails and "sugar, dairy, wheat, and meat-free" food is not a bar.
Looking for Love with London's Horny One-Percenters at an 'Elite Dating' Night
A bunch of rich people in a room, all trying to flirt with one another. And me...?
Food Hacks Are for Assholes
Are we really such a feckless generation we can't get it together to use an oven? Have you ever actually tried to make a quiche in a mug? It's the kind of microwave abomination that wafts under your bedroom door and clings to your hair while you sleep.
A Straight Girl's Guide to Being Single and Happy
Being a single, straight female isn't all about wiping away gin tears and screaming into the darkness.
What It's Like to Go to an Elite Private School in the London Suburbs
My attempts to ascend the British class system were less like climbing a ladder and more like walking under one and getting crushed by it.
How Cynical, Clumsy 'Morality Viral' Videos Took Over the Internet
Following the media attention and the millions of views garnered by the recent "10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman" video, people have been clamoring to recreate the same video all over again.
London's New Cereal Cafe Is a Slap Bracelet to the Face
Next month in Shoreditch, a cafe that serves nothing but 90s cereal will open its doors to throngs of nostalgia-hungry customers who will LOL and LOL about how they thought their Beanie Babies were worth loads but now they totally aren’t.
I Went to a Silent Speed-Dating Night
The silent speed-dating event "Shhh" supposedly creates "a deeper, instantaneous connection" between lonely people looking for love.