What My Father the Pathological Liar Taught Me About Trump
Life under the new president has been unsettling, but also strangely familiar.
John Rocker Is the Worst at Everything, Including Baseball
He likes to poke his head up every so often just to make sure everyone remembers what a gaping asshole he is.
Elijah Dukes Is Actually That Crazy
Rarely do baseball players go through the arduous process of hitting their way to the majors only to burn every bridge behind them as quickly as Elijah Dukes did at the precocious age of 27.
Look Upon the Marlins’ Home-Run Celebration, Ye Mighty, and Despair
The Miami Marlins are preparing for the impending apocalypse, and they're doing so by building neon-drenched, jaw-dropping monuments like they're the modern Mayans.