I Used San Francisco’s Multi-Million-Dollar Open Houses as My Own Buffet
And was only mildly humiliated in the process.
My Failed Quest to Get Rich by Being a Notary Public
Or, My Attempt to Disrupt a Part of the Gig Economy That Needs No Disruption.
cell phone addiction
I Tried to Cure My Smartphone Addiction Using My Smartphone
There are apps for that! And they're mostly worthless.
I Copied the Routines of Famous Writers and It Sucked
Did Balzac really drink 50 cups of coffee a day? Does Murakami actually wake up at 4 AM? For a week, I tried to live like famous writers. It went poorly.
How to Build a Fallout Shelter Using Nothing but IKEA Furniture
"Obviously, real wood would be better. But that's better than nothing," an expert in disaster preparedness told me.
I Used Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War' to Lower My Internet Bill
"All warfare is based on deception."
My Day of Wellness Made Me Feel Like Crap
Cupping. Guided Meditation. Alternate nostril breathing. Cryotherapy. Sensory deprivation float tank. I did it all—and more—on the same day.
Objectively Correct Lists
What's in the Aire: Mannheim Steamroller's Christmas Discography, Ranked
Real Steam-heads know.
Thinkpieces And Shit
Oh No, The Based God's Curse Is Real
Sorry, Kevin Durant, you may be one of the most likable people in sports, but you are now locked in a Lynchian nightmare from which you can’t escape.
The Top Songs of 2014
As a member of the media elite, we got to listen to this decade’s cavalcade of singles, albums, and mixtapes back in early 2011.
What If the Events Depicted in "Monster Mash" Never Even Happened?
Also, the song's website is absolutely hilarious.
Started from "Started from the Bottom:" On Listening to Drake for the First Time
"I know Drake likes sweaters."