Sara Benincasa

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Republicantics - The Violence Against Women Crap

In a great big win for all of us on the Right, the most glorious and wonderful news of all time has emerged from Congress: the 1994 Violence Against Women Act might not be reauthorized! Hooray!
Sara Benincasa
4.24.12
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Republicantics - Equal Pay for Equal Jerks

Historical documents prove that God created woman by taking a rib from man. The least we can do in return is ensure a quarter of our work is pro bono.
Sara Benincasa
4.17.12
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Republicantics - Winning the War on Women

"The New Republic" has published a nasty little treatise that attempts to shift some of the GOP's hard-earned anti-women credentials over to the Democraps. How DARE they.
Sara Benincasa
4.10.12
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Republicantics - Screw You, Wisconsin

Rick Santorum is inarguably America's best chance for surviving God's wrath during the 2012 apocalypse, but don't expect the devil-worshippers of Wisconsin to recognize that fact.
Sara Benincasa
4.2.12
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Republicantics - The Healthcare Guide for People Who Don’t Want Healthcare

Inside this post is the insurance-free cure to everything that could possibly go wrong with your personal temple to God.
Sara Benincasa
3.27.12
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Republicantics - John McCain Hates America

Today, my fellow conservatrons, we have a new enemy. And just like Judas and Bill Buckner, he's on the good team.
Sara Benincasa
3.19.12
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Republicantics - Opening Remarks From Louis CK’s Potential RTCA Dinner Replacements

Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum want to show off their yucks at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Dinner.
Sara Benincasa
3.13.12
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Republicantics - Santorum's Guide to Sex

While women impregnated by rapists will be forcibly required to bear their rapist's offspring, they will also be rewarded with a lifetime of free waffle fries at Chick-fil-A.
Sara Benincasa
3.5.12
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Republicantics - CPAC Attack!

CPAC is sort of like Woodstock for white people in suits who don't like the idea of giving money or food to poor people.
Sara Benincasa
2.13.12
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Republicantics - The Many Loves of Mitt Romney

One of them is singing "Coming to America" while gently jacking it to the Articles of Confederation.
Sara Benincasa
2.6.12
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Republicantics - Herman's Head

Former pizza maestro Herman Cain has at long last weighed in with his pick for the next president of the United States. And as the old adage says, "As Herman Cain goes, so goes the nation."
Sara Benincasa
1.30.12
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Republicantics - Newt's Needs

After his surprise win this weekend, it is clear that the liberal media didn't realize that America loves us some Newt so much that we recognize his needs as a male!
Sara Benincasa
1.23.12
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