Stephanie Malik
These Little Kids Dress Better Than You
Increasing numbers of millionaire moms from Brazil to Kazakhstan are feeling the urge to preemptively groom their kids into becoming totally materialistic assholes.
The Insane World of High Fashion for Sprogs
There are little people all over the world wearing much nicer clothes than you are and they can't even use the "big potty" yet.
Deadly Fashion Braces Are Big in Thailand
Vanity braces are pretty nice until they give you a thyroid infection that leads to fatal heart failure.