Trent Moorman

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After Every Mass Shooting, Americans Turn to Bogotá's 'Bulletproof Tailor'

Miguel Caballero has a new line of high fashion bulletproof gear.
Trent Moorman
1.13.16
Stuff

Gunshot, She of No Name: You Go for Fried Rice and Come Back with Three Million Euros (Part One)

A single, solid crack that ripped a cylinder through the calm of the fog like a pneumatic bolt pistol going through a cow’s brain at slaughter. The shot was loud enough to know it was way too close. I dropped, covered my head, and froze. A muffled...
Trent Moorman
2.28.13
Stuff

A 'True G Alphabet Book'

In the 'True G Alphabet Book,' 'H' stands for holographic boner, and 'K' stands for kale, although we don't even know what that is really.
Trent Moorman
2.19.13
Stuff

Your Introduction to Pay-Per-View Piranha Capital Punishment

In a controversial move, the Texas Department of Criminal Justice will be implementing a new form of capital punishment. Sometime later this year they will begin executing their inmates on death row, and those convicted of capital murder via the...
Trent Moorman
2.5.13
Music

Skype Dinner with Marilyn Manson: He Had Eel

For this interview with Marilyn Manson, we Skyped. We had Skype dinner. He had eel, Unagi. I had grocery store-bought sushi. His looked succulent and glistening. Mine was in plastic and tasted like a Crayola crayon. He also had some sort of orange...
Trent Moorman
1.29.13
Music

We Interviewed Ben Folds on His Way to Play for Obama, You Should See His Sausage Trees

We spoke to Ben Folds while en route to Washington, DC to play the Obama Inauguration festivities on Saturday. Key topics were thick sweaters and sausage trees.
Trent Moorman
1.22.13
Music

We Interviewed Guitarist Duane Denison about Tomahawk’s New Album, and Sexual Candyland

Tomahawk is a band comprised of grand experimenting kingpins Mike Patton (Faith No More, Fantômas), Duane Denison (the Jesus Lizard), John Stanier (Battles, Helmet), and Trevor Dunn (Mr. Bungle, Fantômas). This past year they holed up in Nashville at...
Trent Moorman
1.18.13
Stuff

Here Is What Will Happen When the World Ends

At approximately 11:59 AM on December 21st, a great silence will sweep across the land. Clouds will gather in a pall, and darkness will encompass. Miles below the earth’s surface, tectonic plates will shift causing the ground to rumble in a massively...
Trent Moorman
12.13.12
Music

Dick Dale: King of Surf Rock Guitar, Evolver of Volume, Sayer of Many Words

Dick Dale is a horseman, an exotic animal trainer, a martial arts expert, an archer, and a pilot whose favorite plane is a Cessna 337B Super Skymaster. His wife of nine years Lana is his soul mate, who knew she was going to be with him from the age of...
Trent Moorman
12.4.12
Music

Mr. T Stared at Clouds and Had Mountains Interpreted for Him

A week ago, I told Mr. T to get the instrumental albums Sewn and Choral by Mountains. Mountains is the Brooklyn based duo of Koen Holtkamp and Brendon Anderegg. They raise acoustic, ambient soundscapes.
Trent Moorman
11.28.12
Stuff

Don’t Confront Violent Youth Karate Instructors

I removed his hand from my throat, pushed him back and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t cuss in front of the kids, maybe you should punch a punching bag, or get some help.”
Trent Moorman
11.19.12
Music

Hallucinating at the Foot Massage Parlor with Rush Drummer Neil Peart

Rush was in Seattle to begin a US tour in support of their 73rd album, 'Clockwork Angels.' VICE caught up with drummer Neil Peart for a foot massage and reflexology treatment before the show.
Trent Moorman
11.14.12
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