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"Humanity Is Horrific": Vastum's Leila Abdul-Rauf Operates on Death Metal's Dark, Ugly, Sticky Side
Stream Vastum's new death metal masterwork 'Hole Below' and read an in-depth chat on sex, gore, and misogyny with guitarist and vocalist Leila Abdul-Rauf.
Kim Kelly
11.5.15
thump exclusive stream

Billy Kenny's Slithering Bass Grooves are Right at Home on Dirtybird
These "Flashin' Lights," aren't club strobes, but blurred neon silhouettes on the vegas strip.
THUMP Canada Staff
11.5.15
Objectively Correct Lists

17 Albums That Aren't as Deep as You Think They Are
In our pursuit of seeming like well-cultured individuals, maybe we all got a little carried away in deeming these to be super profound.
Noisey Staff
11.5.15
thump exclusive stream

Ewan Pearson, King of the Remixers, Is Back with a Future End of the Night Classic
The re-rub master's given singer songwriter Rosie Lowe a typically immaculate going over.
Josh Baines
11.5.15
short circuit

Pebble Time Round is a Great Smartwatch for People Who Hate Smartwatches
If you don’t want to strap a smartphone to your wrist, this is the wearable for you.
Kari Paul
11.5.15
FIGHTLAND

Badr Hari Faces Prison Sentence, Could Be in More Trouble
The famous kickboxer already has a long rap sheet of arrests. But, if the Moroccan press are to be believed, Hari attacked another innocent man in a Casablanca hotel just days before sentencing.
Jake Hughes
11.5.15
trending wow

Watch David Hasselhoff Play an Ibiza DJ in this Off-Off Broadway Musical
It's called "Last Night a DJ Saved My Life" and the reviews are not good.
Jemayel Khawaja
11.5.15
we saw this

The David Lynch Foundation Presents Transcendental Meditation, But Mostly Katy Perry and Seinfeld
We went to a fancy benefit to get transcendental and watch some sweet performances, including an extremely casual set from Sting.
Kat George
11.5.15
you know who sucked

Einstein Was a Genius at Treating His Wives Like Shit
Physics is confusing, but it's clear that the Nobel Prize–winning scientist was a selfish, misogynistic philanderer.
Lauren Oyler
11.5.15
bullshitters guide

A Bullshitter's Guide to Looking Like You Can Actually DJ
Want to look like you know exactly what you're doing even when you don't? We've got you covered.
Josh Baines
11.5.15
Read

An Ode to the Dark Souls Bonfire
Don't praise the sun, praise the bonfire. Enjoy those rare moments of reflection. You've earned them.
Joe Donnelly
11.5.15
crime & drugs

The DEA Chief Just Called Medical Marijuana a 'Joke'
The head of the DEA called the idea of medical marijuana a "joke" on Wednesday and criticized the lack of scientific evidence about its potential medical benefits.
Colleen Curry
11.5.15
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