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Saudi Arabia Isn't Having a Feminist Revolution
When it comes to women's rights, Saudi Arabia takes baby steps to a whole new level of infancy. (In utero steps? Spermy steps?) They just released their first ever anti-domestic-violence ad, so I guess that's something, but women are still unable to...
Tabatha Leggett
5.20.13
New music

Listen to Myrryrs' Exclusive 'Body High' Mix + EP Preview
The latest in heavy club mayhem from our favorite LA dance label, Body High.
Emerson Rosenthal
5.20.13
Pretty Girl Bullshit

'Too Pretty to Work' Laura Fernee Is a Mirror to Our Own Stupidity
Welcome to part 3,456 of the age-old tabloid morality sham.
Bertie Brandes
5.20.13
Tech

The Feds Are Making It Hurt in Every Way Possible For Weev, But for What?
A #weevroadtrip to the Pennsylvania prison where the hacker is being held.
Fruzsina Eordogh
5.20.13
Dogmageddon

Don't Bet on the Apocalypse
Remember those billboards during the summer of 2011 that boldly claimed the world was going to end on May 21 of that year? Those predictions were put together by a California-based Christian cult who is now destitute, because they spent all their money...
Rick Paulas
5.20.13
Features

When Musicians Attack
Miguel kicked a girl in the face at the Billboard Awards. But, it's not the first time that a musician has gone wild.
Tabatha Leggett
5.20.13
Question Of The Day

What's the Best YouTube Video You've Ever Seen?
"The worst videos I've seen are of animal murders."
Tabatha Leggett
5.20.13
Motherboard Blog

The App for Cleansing Your Colon, Because Older Folks Are Also Disrupting Shit
Normally I think of my phone as just sort of a distracting pest, so it makes sense that if you need to be pestered to do something good for your health—ie, something that could kill you dead—it's the perfect tool.
Ben Richmond
5.20.13
You Need to Hear This

Weekly Drop: The Week Kanye West Projected His New Song On To 66 Buildings
There's also new tracks from the Smith Westerns, Dusky, Britney Spears and Mount Kimbie's new record is also streaming in full.
Noisey Staff
5.20.13
Stuff

The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
When I was a toddler in New Jersey, my only playmate was the seven-year-old dwarf who lived next door. And although I don't blame him for anything, that dwarf came to physically torment me to the point of bruises and diapers full of sand.
Chris Gethard
5.20.13
DRONE

Is This Drone Video of the Costa Concordia Disaster Porn?
It's not the first time a small-fry drone has spun up over the doomed cruise liner. But it's certainly the most stunning.
Brian Anderson
5.20.13
You Need to Hear This

Olugbenga: "Hafiza VIP"
The Metronomy bassist has got a trendy new press shot and some bitchslap bass drum
Noisey Staff
Errol Anderson
5.20.13
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