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Molly Crabapple’s 'SHELL GAME' Opens Tomorrow in NYC
Go see the grand opening of Molly Crabapple's new exhibit at the Smart Clothes Gallery.
Molly Crabapple
4.13.13
Stuff

Losing It on Alan Rickman’s Roof
I can’t fathom any reason why she would have made out with me besides pity. I’m not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. I don’t think I’m ugly, per se, but on bad days I have been told that I look like the monster from 'The...
Chris Gethard
4.13.13
The Cultural Atrocities Issue

Spring Break!
On my breaks I like to strap on these springs and bounce around the woods.
Johnny Ryan
4.13.13
FIGHTLAND

Fightland Meets - Uriah Hall
The 'Ultimate Fighter' sensation talks about training and getting his mind right before his big fight this weekend.
Fightland Staff
4.12.13
obseshes

Bummer Obseshes
Obseshes aren’t always the happier, excitinger, positive-bright-sided things of life, you guys. Obseshes are also the bleakest, most-worst preoccupations, which are just as likely to dominate a subconscious/conscious/conscience as whatever it is you’re...
Kate Carraway
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

Who Wants to Challenge Dubai's Lamborghini Police Cruiser to a High Speed Chase?
Have fun with that Lamborghini, Dubai. Meanwhile, we're chilling out with cops on Segways.
Adam Clark Estes
4.12.13
Friday Thinks With Luke Winkie

The Whisper Song: Movements 2-4
We rewrote the lyrics to the Ying Yang Twins' "Whisper Song" and—well—you know what? Just read it for yourself.
Luke Winkie
4.12.13
New music

The Growlers “Burden of The Captain” Live
You can tell by the Growlers' haircuts that these guys are from Orange County, and are known for an I’ve-been-on-acid-since-I-was-5-years-old psychedelic brand of garage rock. This video was shot by the mysterious LEAF productions in Costa Mesa, Californi
Noisey Staff
Noisey Redactie
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

Arkansas's Attorney General Will Investigate the Suburban Exxon Spill
McDaniel has already told Exxon to hand over all documents from its internal investigation, as well as all maintenance and inspection reports on the pipeline.
Derek Mead
4.12.13
NSFW

How to Get a Girl to Shit on Your Chest
Human sexuality is a fascinating thing. Sometimes it can be compromising to our health and safety, sometimes it can be mind-blowingly euphoric, and sometimes it can be fully imbued with the act of taking a shit.
Kara Crabb
4.12.13
style

We Want You to be a Host of Style Stage’s Headhunter Series
And we’re holding open auditions at colleges across America.
Noisey Staff
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

Photographs Without Cameras: Going to Mars in Thomas Ruff's Bauhaus Spaceship
"I haven’t taken a photograph in a very, very long time."
Ruth Reader
4.12.13
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