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How to Pull Off "The Harper" Hairstyle
Whatever you think about Prime Minister Stephen Harper, you have to admit that he is pretty life-like. The chubby fingers; the baleful, whale-grey eyes; the creaky, angular little half-smile: it’s really quite something. We spoke to hairstylists across...
Michael Mckenna
4.12.13
New music

Watch the New Video for Carmen Villain's "Easy"
Carmen previously graced the cover of 'Vogue.' Now, she's making anxiety-ridden music.
Noisey Staff
4.12.13
Features

Now That's What I Call Anarcho-Punk! Vol. 1
A mix by Chris Low, a drummer who was actually there, man.
Chris Low
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

How NASA's 1970s Vision of Space Colonies Inspired Neill Blomkamp's Elysium
NASA's 1975 vision for ringed space cities still shapes sci-fi today.
Brian Merchant
4.12.13
Music

Rick Ross: The Most Misinterpreted Man in Music
You think when that John Keats guy wrote the poem "Ode to a Grecian Urn," he was describing an actual Grecian urn? No way. These are symbolic metaphors we're dealing with. That urn was probably his Greek grandma who was a good singer or something.
Alison Stevenson
4.12.13
The Mercy Rule

Building a Better NFL Draft
The NFL draft takes three days and involves some of the dumber shout-machines on American television applying the same five adjectives to various muscular men over and over. It is very bad. But it can be better, if only because it can't be worse.
David Roth
4.12.13
Stuff

Coachella and Other Things You Cannot Afford
If you're going to Coachella this weekend, you no doubt shelled out tons of cash for tickets. Know what would have been a more productive thing to buy? Health insurance. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Any by "yourself," I mean your credit.
Megan Koester
4.12.13
Design

How Technology Is Changing Architecture
Smartgeometry is a four day workshop that looks at how digital tools and computational design are affecting architecture.
Brady Peters
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

This Summer Is Going to Be Just as Hellishly Hot as Last Summer
This is bad news for people who enjoy reasonable, pleasant weather, for farmers who prefer their livestock not keel over dead, and for fans of the element water.
Brian Merchant
4.12.13
Motherboard Blog

A New Species of Brazilian Porcupine Is Likely Endangered Already
Unfortunately for C. speratus, curling into a ball isn't going to protect it from its most existential threat.
Derek Mead
4.12.13
New music

Noah x SELA: EP Premiere
We've got the UK premiere of Kitty Pryde's producers new EP.
Noisey Staff
Noisey Redactie
4.12.13
The Grievous Sins Issue

Combover's Truth
This town’s just one big concentration camp! It’s sunny Auschwitz. But I am my own Nazi. I keep me here. Ambition. The sweet tastes of temptation are wasting me away. Spiritually emaciated. About to fall flat and just die.
Brett Gelman
4.12.13
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