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The Fashion Issue 2013

Laugh Pig Laugh
Two hours later: Regret. So much regret. There’s blood all over me. Not my blood. Chicken blood, or so they say. I don’t know where anyone gets all this chicken blood from, and the whole enterprise is definitely far from kosher.
Brett Gelman
2.27.13
Music

The Ten Best (and Worst) Goat Music Video Mashups
People are splicing goat shrieks into pop songs. Why? Because it's the internet, that's why. Though we're completely confounded by it, we've compiled the ten best (and worst) goat video mashups and rated them. You did this to yourselves.
Noisey Staff
2.27.13
NSFW

Moscow Is a Paradise
It's easy to think of Moscow as a city of mausoleums, giant Lenin statues, and propaganda art museums, but photographer Igor Baranchuk insists his hometown is about so much more than post-communist sadness.
Igor Baranchuk
2.27.13
News

The Journalist Who Was Arrested for Investigating a Pedophile Orphanage
Jersey is an island of around 100,000 people nestled between Guernsey and the coast of Normandy. In 2008, small human remains were found at Haut de la Garenne, a former orphanage on the island. A subsequent investigation exposed a history of sexual...
Camille Standen
2.27.13
Atlas Hoods

Abandoned Estonian Prisons Are a Little Slice of Hell
Back in 1820, Russian Tzar Nicholas I built a massive prison on the Baltic coast just outside of Tallinn, Estonia, which was so good at making prisoners cower remorsefully before the might of the hegemony, that it remained in commission right up until...
ALEX HOBAN
2.27.13
News

Will a Stand-Up Comedian Ever Be British Prime Minister?
Is Beppe Grillo paving the way for Russell Howard to dominate European politics?
Gavin Haynes
2.27.13
YEEZY UPDATE

Is Kanye Building Up A Persona For 'Black American Pyscho'?
Our conspiracy theory mill has gone into overdrive.
Ryan Bassil
2.27.13
News

The UK's Credit Rating Dropped Last Week
And, in the process, they discredited George Osborne's reasons for taking the scissors to government spending.
Christopher Goodfellow
2.27.13
News

Has the Third Palestinian Intifada Already Begun?
The Israeli media certainly seem to think the uprising's in progress, but the fury's not quite there – yet.
Ruth Michaelson, Photos: Eloïse Bollack and Matthe
2.27.13
News

In China, Tigers Are Being Farmed Like Chickens
Tigers are some of the biggest victims of the wildlife trade, with the rare cats' bones coveted for traditional medicine and their coats prized as rugs. In Vietnam, tiger parts are so valuable that they make better bribes than cash. And in China, they...
Derek Mead
2.27.13
Motherboard Blog

Iowa Is Selling One of the Oldest Government-Owned Fiber Optic Networks
Who wants to buy 8,000 miles of public fiber-optic internet?
Brian Merchant
2.26.13
Motherboard Blog

Watching 'House of Cards' from Across the Digital Divide
I live in the sticks. Like a lot of people that live in the sticks, terrible internet service is my only option: No dial-up, broadband, cable, fiber-optic, or whatever comes after that.
Michael Byrne
2.26.13
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