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Why Do I Loathe My Phone So Much?
I'm not afraid of my iPhone or anything like that, but I am wary of becoming a slave to my device.
Adam Clark Estes
2.19.13
Stuff

Lena Dunham Made Me a Feminist
Lena Dunham, you've managed to do a few things here: You've managed to make me laugh; you've managed to make me cringe at that Adam character too many times; but more importantly, you've proven my wife to be correct (as usual) and confirmed that I am...
Nathan Walker
2.19.13
Gaming

Gamer's Paradise: Exploring The Beautiful, Pitiless Super Hexagon
Terry Cavanagh’s newest game leaves players frustrated by presenting them with a simple objective that is ultimately very difficult to achieve.
Leigh Alexander
2.19.13
Features

Why So Serious: Where's the Humor in Music Journalism?
Are we still trying to prove to our parents—and ourselves—that we're real professionals doing important things with our lives, despite the fact that our meals are made in 90 seconds and our most celebrated writing is made in 140 characters?
Sasha Hecht
2.19.13
Stuff

Infomerciless
I am watching television at four in the morning and a dozen women named things like Danni and Lyndsay and Monica are laughing at my penis. Not laughing in the way they might if my penis had a ventriloquist act or looked like Abe Vigoda, but laughing...
John Saward
John Safran
2.19.13
News

Polio Vaccinators Are Being Shot Dead in Nigeria and Pakistan
Everyone's saying it's the work of Islamist groups, but what do they have to gain from it?
Sascha Kouvelis
2.19.13
New music

Here is the Exclusive Premiere of Watsky's New Single "Hey, Asshole," Featuring Kate Nash
Listen to "Hey, Asshole," Watsky's new single featuring our secret redheaded British megacrush Kate Nash.
Noisey Staff
2.19.13
Motherboard Blog

Will Internet Poker Make a Comeback by Going Brick-and-Mortar?
For one online gaming giant, buying a casino in Atlantic City is the first step to bring Internet poker back to the US.
Derek Mead
2.19.13
Music

Britain's Nazi Punk Scene Is Alive and Limping
Bald fascists with guitars are still playing awful, hateful music in Britain's pubs.
Brian Whelan
2.19.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

YG's "Just Re'd Up 2" Mixtape Is Wild Boring
I STARTED LISTENING TO THIS SHIT AND INSTEAD OF CONCENTRATING SO I COULD DELIVER A VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT KNOWLEDGEABLE REVIEW I STARTED BROWSING REAL ESTATE LISTINGS IN VERY RICH AREAS OF NEW JERSEY SO I COULD MOVE OUT THE HOOD ONCE VICE GIVES ME A MILLIO
The Kid Mero
2.19.13
Features

Hey Morrissey! Turning the Staples Center Vegetarian for a Night Won't Wash Away Years' Worth of Corporate Blood and General Terribleness
Meat might be murder, but protesting it in the most juvenile, pyrrhic way possible is pointless.
Devon Maloney
2.19.13
Motherboard Blog

Toé, the 'Witchcraft Plant' That's Spoiling Ayahuasca Tourism
You know it as the angel's trumpet, Hell's bells, or Brugmansia, a genus of flowering plant with seven species. Toé is notorious. And it's in the hands of pseudo-shamans looking to exploit South American drug tourism.
Brian Anderson
2.19.13
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