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PREMIERE: Ninjasonik - "Luvin'"

New track from art-rap duo Ninjasonik, just in time for Valentine's Day.
Ezra Marcus
2.14.13
Tech

Flirting, Back Rubs, and Meat Gifts: How Animals Do Valentine's Day

Think Valentine's Day is stressful? Just look at the animal kingdom.
Martin Connelly and Emily Connelly
2.14.13
Features

The Most Unromantic Songs Of All Time

Happy Valentine's, suckers; we'll be listening to Necro.
Joe Bishop
2.14.13
Pen Pals

Valentine's Day Is a Punch to the Gunt

Girls love a lot of nonsense, like drinking out of wine glasses. What the fuck’s that for? You can just drink cheap wine out of the bottle and it tastes lovely as virginal blood. Girls also fall for sucker shit like soap operas and shopping networks...
Bert Burykill
2.14.13
Music

The Weirdest Rap Collaborations of All Time: Volume One

Never forget that one time Phil Collins worked with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.
Noisey Staff
2.14.13
shorties

All Around Losing - Dating Is Terrifying

Harry gets weird whenever he approaches anything that looks like a woman. To remedy this sad state of affairs, he went to a body language coach for some tips on how to appear more comfortable around females, and then he hit up a speed-dating event.
VICE Staff
2.14.13
Art

Nothing Says Happy Valentine's Like Giant Futuristic Flowers

These flower sculptures from Hsiao-chi Tsai and Kimiya Yoshikawa are way better than your standard bunch of roses.
Kevin Holmes
2.14.13
New music

Premiere: LOLGurlz - "Digital Divaz" feat. Uniique (Exclusive Video + Download)

We interrupt your scheduled Valentine's Day programming to bring you tidings from the deep web.
Emerson Rosenthal
2.14.13
the worst things of all time

Stop Doing the Fucking Harlem Shake

At no point does this image resemble anything remotely close to the actual Harlem Shake, which is a dance. Not a meme that involves flailing.
Drew Millard
2.14.13
Sports

Brett Lawrie, the Toronto Blue Jays Superstar, Is Still Sad about High School Sports

Brett Lawrie, one of the stars on the Toronto Blue Jays, has been engaged in a Twitter campaign to hate on his high school rival, as well as his old basketball coach.
Jeremy Allingham
2.14.13
Tech

Scanning the Future of 3D-Printed Sex Toys

3D printing hasn’t quite hit its stride. Its primary appeal seems to be its novelty. 3D-printed sex toys are far from perfect or accessible. But as I saw first hand, their pioneers are hoping to change that.
Kelly Bourdet
2.14.13
Art

Paint Your Pizza Lets You Paint A Pie And Order It

Artist Jonas Lund gives us a website that allows you to design your dream pizza and order it (for a steep $36).
Antoine Carbonnaux
2.14.13
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