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The Noisey Guide To Rappers Who Talked Shit And Got Checked
Rappers who talk smack, get smacked!
Ayara Pommells
1.7.13
News

Indonesian Women Have Been Banned from Straddling Motorbikes
The government there thinks it's better to risk your life than be "provocative", apparently.
Rebecca Fitzsimons
1.7.13
New music

Short Stories: "On The Way"
Apparently "bass groups" are a thing now, we're not mad.
Matthew Francey
1.7.13
New music

Brooke Candy: "Everybody Does" (Video)
The queen of tumblr-ratchet ramps it up a notch in new video.
Noisey Staff
1.7.13
Thinkpieces And Shit

One Woman's Undying Love For Oasis
Despite them being the biggest wankers in Britpop.
Mish Way
1.7.13
Stuff

Films You Should Look Out for in 2013
And more film stuff from the Grolsch Film Works blog.
Grolsch Film Works
1.7.13
News

The Hangover News
A cat nearly broke inmates out of prison this weekend, but you were probably too drunk to notice.
Mac Hackett
1.7.13
Good Morning, Sinners... with Warren Ellis

The Inevitable Crapness of 2013
The Internet of Things is something that people will be seriously looking at in 2013. On one hand, it's a wonderful idea but it could also create a class of desperate entrepreneurs born of austerity and sociopolitical upheaval.
Warren Ellis
1.7.13
People Vs.

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Band Trolls Get Freaky with FIDLAR
We got LA skate punks FIDLAR to call out the trolls online, who seem to be obsessed with masturbating midgets and drugs. Go figure.
Tech

Will a Pink Blob Be the Next Mozart?
Introducing Iamus, the organic-looking computer that's been taught the basics of music composition.
Caitlin Bruner
1.7.13
Motherboard Blog

Bacteria Leads the Way to Ultra-Efficient and Affordable Solar Energy
Solar energy is sort of a silly challenge, not because it's not important or interesting even innovative. It's simply silly that it's so challenging.
Adam Clark Estes
1.6.13
Motherboard Blog

Here's Some Robots Crushing Motorhead's "Ace of Spades"
With apologies to Lemmy.
Michael Byrne
1.6.13
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