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Prince SAMO - "GOJIRA" Official Video (Noisey Exclusive)
He's David Blaine. He's Godzilla. He's Prince motherfucking SAMO.
12.5.12
The Hopelessness Issue

Warren Ellis Travelled to 2022 and Wrote Us This Report
Warren Ellis files a report from the planet we live on ten years from now: the buzz of drones is constant, China's in space and Boris is PM.
Warren Ellis
12.5.12
Tubesteak

What Your Underwear Says About You
Congratulations, you have convinced some poor fool to come back to your house from a bar/party/awkward OKCupid date and tricked them into thinking it's a good idea to have sex with you. While we all know dick size is really the only thing that matters...
Brian Moylan
12.5.12
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"Wait" Completes M83's Sci-Fi Music Video Trilogy (Exclusive Premiere)
Directors Fleur and Manu conclude the tale of telekinetic superkids on the lam.
Abdullah Saeed
12.5.12
Features

Katy Perry, Billboard's Woman Of The Year, Wants You to Know She's Not a Feminist, and Why That Matters
Katy Perry denounced the feminist movement in her historic "Woman Of The Year" acceptance speech this week. It made me really, really mad.
Mish Way
12.5.12
Music

2012: A Year in Hip-Hop - Sorry It's Not a List
Hip-hop in 2012 was defined by a series of ups and downs, but for the most part it was pretty… weird. For one, what the hell is the definition of hip-hop these days anyway? Is it singing, is it rapping, is it that sing-songy rap shit that Drake does...
Kathy Iandoli
12.5.12
Music

"Wait" Completes M83's Sci-Fi Music Video Trilogy [Exclusive Premiere]
Directors Fleur & Manu conclude the tale of telekinetic superkids on the lam.
Abdullah Saeed
12.5.12
M:83 "Wait" by Fleur & Manu

M83: "Wait" by Fleur & Manu
The video for M83's "Wait," a track off the 2011 album Hurry Up, We're Dreaming, is the final episode in the sci-fi-inspired music video trilogy directed by Fleur & Manu.
The Creators Project
12.5.12
Music

Why Music Scenes Are for Idiots
Not counting the celibate fringes of the straight edge community, scenes exist for one reason: for nerds to have sex with each other. Outcasted dinguses who couldn't get laid in high school figure they can boost their bone chances by affiliating...
Ben Shapiro
12.5.12
Art

Melting Vases And Pixelated Stags Corrupt American History
Chad Wys’ American Tapestry reappropriates images from American history to create unsettling pictures.
Kevin Holmes
12.5.12
The Hopelessness Issue

How ‘Vice City’ Helped Us Become What We Are
Rockstar Games paid for the fake cocaine mirror on the cover of our first issue, our launch party and kept us in food and drink for about two months.
VICE Staff
12.5.12
Motherboard Blog

The Bad Existential Poetry of C-3PO
Read C-3PO's poem about the sad desperation of the human/cyborg condition.
Brian Merchant
12.5.12
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