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Chunklet to Go Go

The Secret Sin of Mark Driscoll

Here are the tracks which Mark Driscoll has been allowing to seep into his gel-soaked, faux-hawked-like-a-third-grader, hair, then down into his hard, NASA hard, skull.
Jeffrey Ellinger
12.4.12
New music

Mean Jeans - "I Miss Outerspace"

Drift off into another dimension with catchy party punk.
Noisey Staff
12.4.12
Motherboard Blog

Anti-Poaching Tech: Can Heat-Seeking Planes, Drones, and DNA Mapping Save the Rhino?

Crime syndicates are in the process of driving rhinos, elephants, and tigers into extinction. Can the latest anti-poacher tech save their hides?
Brian Merchant
12.4.12
Motherboard Blog

The Inferno

Warmer, drier winters mean get ready for hell, NASA says.
Michael Byrne
12.4.12
News

Tim Hudak Wants Ontario's Corner Stores to Sell Booze

Even though Tim Hudak wants to bring booze into Ontario's corner stores (and we love that) should we trust him?
Patrick McGuire
12.4.12
Pen Pals

Pissin’ Out the Pain

I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.”
Bert Burykill
12.4.12
Features

Fleetwood Mac Announce Reunion Tour and Life is Beautiful Once More

We might have just peed a little.
Noisey Staff
12.4.12
News

Mexico Welcomed Its New President with Molotovs and Rubber Bullets

On Saturday, Enrique Peña Nieto was inaugurated as the next president of Mexico inside the congress building in Mexico City. Outside the building—known here as the Legislative Palace of San Lázaro—we were trying our best to duck out of the way of...
David Murrieta, Photos: Alejandro Mendoza
12.4.12
Gaming

Kill Screen: Episode Two Explores The Motion Capture Madness Of Dance Central 3

Kill Screen founder Jamin Warren takes us to the Harmonix offices in Cambridge.
The Creators Project Staff
12.4.12
Motherboard Blog

Murder Is Like a Disease (No, Really)

Newark, N.J., isn’t a great vacation spot. But it’s a great place for a murder study.
Austin Considine
12.4.12
shorties

All Around Losing - Stand-Up Comedy Is HARD

Harry attempts to follow in the footsteps of Louis CK and other schmucks-turned-comedy-idols by trying to become a stand-up comic. He starts at the very, very bottom, subjecting himself to New York's brutal open-mic scene, and quickly discovers that...
Harry Cheadle
12.4.12
Kill Screen

Kill Screen Episode 1: Crysis 3

The future of game visuals.
The Creators Project
12.4.12
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