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Understanding China's Leadership Transition

While the US licks its psychic wounds after an ugly 2012 election and settles back into its usual partisan squabbling (Oh, Hi John Boehner), the real most important country in the world has begun a governmental transition of its own. It’s called the...
George Ding
11.11.12
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Living Porn: When a Dude Wants You to Sit There and Do Nothing While He Jerks Himself Off

He kept beating himself off, while I just lay there. A furrow set into his brow and his lip curled into a sinister grimace as beads of perspiration began rolling down his forehead.
Kat George
11.11.12
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The Jerkoff Diaries: Part III

I have been having a little trouble with the one part of 50 Cent's no masturbation plan I thought would be the easiest. I am noticing myself wanting to turn around and check out the asses of women I pass on the street. Not cool. But true.
Christopher Lucas
11.11.12
Melissa Stetten's Bratwalk

I'm Drowning in Bird Shit and Self-Pity

I’m a shitty model. I book the shitty jobs. I’ll occasionally book a huge print ad that supplies me with enough money to support my coke habit for at least a few months. I’m kidding of course. My salary disappears into designer clothes and therapist...
Melissa Stetten
11.11.12
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Nose Hair

Don't worry, I always keep a tweezer handy in my fanny pack...
Jonny Negron
11.11.12
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Teen Real Talk - Part Three

Let our three 14-year-old BFFs help you figure your stupid life out so you don't have to.
VICE Staff
11.11.12
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This New Earth-Like Super Earth Is Our Best Hope Yet

We can’t stay on Earth forever and having a backup planet might be the way to save humanity.
Amy Shira Teitel
11.10.12
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On the Road with Obama and Romney - Reelection

It's a little underwhelming, a re-election. We wake up and, give or take a few Senate seats, we're exactly where we were. Wednesday was a sunny day in Cincinnati, though I slept through most of it. I went out in the afternoon to buy the paper and pack...
James Pogue
James Pogue, photos by Liz Gorman
11.10.12
taji's mahal

Taji’s Mahal – Ask for the Wet Massage

For this week's Mahal, Jade and I decided to take a trip to King Spa to escape the many threats of global warming. We waited for a sketchy shuttle to bring us to way-the-fuck-out-there, New Jersey along with a few other storm-exhausted Asians.
Taji Ameen
11.10.12
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Screwdrivers and Slingshots: Inside Burma’s Erupting Sectarian Strife

This summer, violence between Burmese Rakhine Buddhists and immigrant Muslim Rohingya people caused the death of around 60 people and the displacement of over 90,000 residents of that region. That ethnic conflict has once again escalated, weeks before...
Spike Johnson
11.10.12
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No One Was Sober at a Monday Afternoon Outdoor Aerosmith Show

Earlier this week, quintessential roofer-rock band Aerosmith gave a free concert in Boston in front of the apartment building where the band first lived and jammed in together. Home Depots across New England must have been severely understaffed.
John Liam Policastro
11.10.12
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Weediquette – Learn to Scrape a Bowl for the Apocalypse

Resin, my friends, is the new black gold, and the survivors will smoketh upon it with great zeal. Will you survive? Will you be one of the resilient few who battles forth for your existence? Even if you don’t, it couldn’t hurt for you to learn how to...
T. Kid
11.10.12
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