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How I Faked Obama's Kenyan Birth
I am Nimrod Kamer, aka Peter Rehnquist, the creator of the "real" 'Obama Kenya Birth 2012' film. I am happy to present to you the behind-the-scenes making-of footage of the birthing-video hoax.
Nimrod Kamer aka Peter Rehnquist
10.31.12
Adult Problems

Adult Problems - Quit Your Band and Stay in School
Only *you* can steer our culture correct. Put down the guitar. Become a nurse.
Zachary Lipez
10.31.12
Music

Zombie Babies Star In The Short Film For HEALTH's "Tears"
Directors David Altobelli and Jeff Desom gave some insight into how they made “Tears” look so strikingly real.
The Creators Project Staff
10.31.12
Features

Death Grips Gives Another Middle Finger To The Man
Whenever The Man strikes, Death Grips will strike back.
Drew Millard
Noisey Staff
10.31.12
Art

Esbat Stitches Turns Television Stills into Ultraviolet Embroidery
Artist Vaka Valo creates impressionistic images using a custom weaving program.
Jennifer Mills
10.31.12
Beauty School Dropout

I Made Our Interns Humiliate Each Other for Halloween
Originally, I wanted to personally humiliate our interns by dressing them up in the stupidest and most degrading costumes I could think of. Unfortunately, the killjoys in our HR department said I'm not allowed to do that, so instead I just gave them...
Bertie Brandes
10.31.12
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How to Ruin a High School Reunion
These events aren't depressing because you're shallow, self-pitying, lazy, or fat. It’s those things, plus all the mistakes made in the planning of the reunions. If we can work together to stop doing the following, we might make revisiting puberty...
Dave Schilling
10.31.12
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Ghost Hunting... On Acid!
We got our friend all hopped up on acid, and took her to a graveyard in Montreal with a professional ghost hunter and a Ouija board.
Gregory Pike
10.31.12
New music

Zombie Toddlers Own the Streets in HEALTH's New Short Film
This post-apocalyptic short comes just in time for Halloween, and Hurricane Sandy, for that matter.
Benjamin Shapiro
10.31.12
News

Voter's Guide for the Indecisive
It’s an unproven sociological model, but why not give it a try? Let’s put women in control. Men have had 4,000 years in power, and during this time they have consistently done nothing but wage genocidal wars and raise taxes on the poor
Al Burian
10.31.12
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The VICE Guide to Being Trans
"Transgender" is like a really extreme form of gay. I turned gay back in 2003 just to be different, and although it upset my family, it wasn't quite different enough, so I thought I'd get some surgery and shit to really fuck with everyone.
Paris Lees
10.31.12
Stuff

I Worked at Spooky World for a Night
A former scare-master-turned-manager of some sort, gave me a few pointers beforehand on how to effectively open the doors I was hiding behind while screaming things like “YOU’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!”/ “I’M GONNA EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!” /”EEWWW, YOU’RE...
Stephanie Dubick
10.31.12
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