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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath

Please Don't Stuff Your Cock
Why do men insist on stuffing their dicks with maggots, thermometers, and goldfish? If you're already bored of putting things in your ass, would you be so kind as to invest in a penis plug, rather than making me watch another man piss pus.
Dr. Mona Moore
10.24.12
Stuff

King Kava: A Savage Journey into the Dark Heart of Brooklyn's Alt. Beverage Industry
Brooklyn is overrun with alternative beverages. Normative modes of thirst quenching have been abolished. Nobody is safe from roving gangs of maté and kombucha dealers. Amidst turf wars one company dared to introduce a new drink that will "change the...
Mamilton Morris
10.24.12
shorties

Messing with the Sartorialist
VICE's resident gadfly Nimrod Kamer went to London to mess with the Sartorialist, aka fashion blogger Scott Schuman. For some reason, Scott wasn't so psyched about the idea of Nimrod following him home after his book signing. Fashion people are the...
Nimrod Kamer
Nimrod Kramer
10.24.12
Fashion

Shoes Made of Teeth: Art or Stupid?
And coats made out of human hair – what about them?
Ryan Bassil
10.24.12
Tattoo Age

Mutsuo
Mutsuo wraps up his 'Tattoo Age' series by taking a little trip to his hometown. After a brief tour of the local temples, and a quick trip to his house, we sit down with Mutsuo for a philosophical take on what tattooing means to him. Enjoy.
VICE Staff
10.24.12
Music

The Family Man Responds
You really want to take my children into the street? Go ahead, my wife needs some peace and I work nights all this week. Good luck with that, though. I seriously think you have no fucking idea what you're getting yourself into. First off my daughter is...
John Sharkey III
10.24.12
Motherboard Blog

Happy Birthday Computer Wiretapping!
Twenty years ago, the Feds would’ve hunted down a warrant, taken their time to cover all sides of the investigation, and then given the busted hackers a good slap on the wrist. Today, it’s a mess of warrantless wiretapping, expedited trials, and hard...
Adam Clark Estes
10.23.12
Design

How To Turn Your Keyboard Into A Log In The Woods... Wait
You don’t touch nature enough, so why not bring nature into your office to touch you?
Abdullah Saeed
10.23.12
Motherboard Blog

With Windows 8, Microsoft Is Dragging Us into a Future Where It Hopes to Exist
Microsoft has fumbled enough balls to knows this might be its last play.
ALEC LIU
10.23.12
Features

Everyone, Lay Off Chan: In Defense Of Erratic Performers
If you want perfection, stay home and listen to the record, asshole.
Mish Way
10.23.12
News

Horses, Bayonets, and the Sinking of Our Political Battleship at the Third Presidential Debate
The final debate lacked the novelty of the first debate, the antagonisms of the second debate, and Joe Biden’s laugh from the vice presidential debate. Everybody wanted to see it come to an end. We were ready to rip the Band-Aid off, even if a chunk of...
Mike Abu
10.23.12
Motherboard Blog

There are No "Regular Results" in Google Search, and There Never Were
There is merit in seeking out less myopic search results.
Brian Merchant
10.23.12
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