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Jerking Off with Shallow Losers

Dear VICE lurker, you read our site and leave comments that are almost always cruel and not the kind of thing you would say to someone's face. I respond with drawings I would say to your face if you could "say a drawing."
Nick Gazin
10.12.12
Features

Indie Musicians And Their Pokémon Counterparts

Why? Because Friday.
Luke Winkie
10.12.12
Tech

You Don't Know Jack

If you weren’t on the tweets during the vice presidential debate last night, here are some highlights from my night of giffing the event.
Daniel Stuckey
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

Whoever Has the Smallest Penis in Denmark Wins a New iPhone

A Danish erotica site (in the fair land of Scandinavia, there is no porn, just -erotica-) is giving everyone something to blog about with its unorthodox new contest — whoever has the smallest penis, wins. SingleSex.dk has put the call out to poorly...
Brian Merchant
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

The War of Words Over the Nobel Prize

For the European Union, which won a Nobel Peace Prize today, the award is certainly some consolation from the pains of being in debt, even if the choice seems bizarre and - gasp! - political. Not surprisingly, politicians are making no attempt to hide...
ALEX PASTERNACK
10.12.12
Photo

Some New Photographs by Todd Fisher

We haven't heard from Todd in a long time, but we're glad he's back in our collective lives. He graciously gave us some pictures that make us simultaneously miss the summer and love the winter.
Christian Storm
10.12.12
Fashion Tidbits Roundup

Rodarte Sold Out in the Worst Way Ever

Opening Ceremony and Cuntasaurus Rex.
VICE Staff
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

Here's a 100-Million-Year-Old Spider Attack Caught in Amber

Imagine this: there you are, a wasp, trapped hopelessly in the web of a fine and brutal specimen of orb-weaver spider as it bears down on you. The spider isn't going to kill you with a bite or poison; instead it'll most likely wrap you tightly in silk...
Michael Byrne
10.12.12
New music

Snoop Lion - "Pocket Like It's Hot" (Feat. DeStorm And Andy Milonakis) Video

Hotter than the outside of a Hot Pocket, cooler than its icy center.
Noisey Staff
10.12.12
Stuff

Things I Learned from Butt Chugging

The insertion of foreign objects into the rectum intestinum of Homo sapiens is nothing new. As you'll remember from history class, the Maya administered tobacco and hallucinogenic enemas for religious purposes, and also probably because they were bored.
Jeff Winkler
10.12.12
Stuff

Old People Having Sex Is Gross, Despite what the Huffington Post Says

This is just another annoying example of baby boomers obnoxiously clinging to the we-can-have-it-all mentality.
Gregory Pike
10.12.12
Motherboard Blog

The Original Social Media Is Still Much More Powerful Than Facebook

It's hard to walk into a shop or restaurant these days without getting hit in the face by a "Like Us on Facebook" or "Follow Us on Twitter" sign. Sometimes, they even like to put them out on the sidewalk so that the chalkboard reads something along the...
Adam Estes
10.12.12
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