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The NHL Is Full of Whiny Babies Ruled by Vampire Overlords

This whole situation makes us want to water-board Gary Bettman and every whiny player in the league.
Ben Makuch
10.11.12
Pen Pals

The Good Ole Bad Ole Days

Bad things were happening all around me, but I was in a pre-ejaculatory state of perma-bliss. I had dough, I had a girl, I had fun, and thought I had all the freedom in the world just ‘cause I bought a lotta shit with blinky lights.
Bert Burykill
10.11.12
Features

How It Feels To Grow Up In Korea & Hate K-Pop

Having been born and raised in Korea, I was always instilled with a strong desire to break cultural homogeny—this, for me, meant avoiding K-Pop as much as possible.
Kristen Yoonsoo Kim
10.11.12
Travel

Komplaint Dept. - A Tour of the Monuments of Salt Lake City: Robert Smithson, the Melvins, and the Mormons

I went out to Salt Lake City to see Robert Smithson's 'Spiral Jetty,' give a talk at the Utah Museum of Contemporary Art, and surprise my friends the Melvins at one of their shows.
Bob Nickas
10.11.12
Question Of The Day

Who Would Win the War Between Animals and Humans?

"Seen a lot of ants with cancer lately?"
Sam Clements and Matt Shea
10.11.12
Clive Martin's Human Zoo

Did This Guy Really Rob Amir Khan's Man Purse?

He's either a Brum-Town Bully or full of Brum-Town bullshit.
Clive Martin
10.11.12
Tech

Some Idiots Think They're Being Brainwashed by CAPTCHAs

The Civil Rights Defenders' CAPTCHAs ask users a civil rights-related question—like how do you feel about the Albanian Vice Minister of Defense thinking gays should be beaten with a stick?—and provides three opinion-based answers. Some people, however...
Caisa Ederyd
10.11.12
Music

VICE Premieres: "Black Sea of Trees" by Northumbria

Northumbria is from Canada and they make ambient metal that is cold, and bleak, and makes me want to do sex to an ice cube.
Kelly McClure
10.11.12
Stuff

The ANC Are Ruining South Africa

We spoke to the director of 'Dear Mandela' to find out how.
Oscar Rickett
10.11.12
News

Revisiting Paul Ryan's Crazy-Ass Path to Prosperity Plan

The Ryan Plan is a woefully inadequate budget proposal. It is intellectually insulting, inherently flawed, and economically inept. Anyone who disagrees is either viewing it through ideological lenses or has no idea what is going on in the first place.
Mike Abu
10.11.12
Photo

The Old Blue Last Presents Van She

Time to shake off our coats but not our dancing shoes.
Jake Lewis
10.11.12
Stuff

We Got Drunk on This Weird Booze Spray

The WA|HH is a little aerosol spray that aims to provide "the feeling of being drunk, without actually being drunk or feeling sick." It is apparently way more effective when sprayed over food, so we figured we'd try some with our lunch.
Adrien Daniel and Sylla Saint-Guily
10.11.12
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