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Ann Romney and I Are Going to Have an Adult Party
I think Ann needs to be humanized. She and I should take summer ecstacy and enjoy the engorged, climaxing fauna of the season, all ripe and abundant and ready to explode with their own sweet juices.
Julia Kennedy
9.1.12
News

I Watched Michele Bachmann Talk About Spinach on the Last Day of the RNC
I headed to the cigar tent, like a good Republican, to unwind after having my eyes and ears fed with apocalyptic warnings about the dangers of anarchist communists for the past three days at the RNC. It was a great convention.
Kyle Kramer
8.31.12
Noisey Blog

Another Rad Remix Of The Sanctuaries From Ava Luna's Felicia Douglass
We've got the more low-key take on the NYC quartet's "Brief Encounter."
Noisey Staff
8.31.12
Photos of Girls at Shows

Nick Gazin's Photos of Girls at Shows - Volume 13
The next time you see one of these babes at a show, tell 'em they're lovely.
Nick Gazin
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

Will Isaac's Wake Leave Another Baby Dolphin Boom?
Following hurricane Katrina, an influx of dolphin calves in the Mississippi Sound has raised brows of curiosity and speculation. So, what could it be? Scientific American listed some possible reasons according to report from the University of Southern...
Daniel Stuckey
8.31.12
Music

Hyped: The Week In Links 8/31
Busy week? Here are some things you may have missed.
Sami Sharaf
8.31.12
Music

A Season in Hell with Muuy Biien
The name Muuy Biien is meaningless outside of its goofball spelling, but that device serves well as a visual aid and branding iron for this solo ambient/noise project turned actual band.
Gordon Lamb
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

How Ambien Helped Kill Osama bin Laden
Let’s talk about some of the details trickling out of No Easy Day, Navy SEAL Matt Bissonette’s firsthand retelling of the bin Laden raid, for a minute.
Brian Anderson
8.31.12
New music

Oddience's New Video Premieres Next Wednesday On Noisey!
Until then, check out the hip-hop power trio's last video, "Smile."
Ben Parker
Noisey Staff
8.31.12
Stuff

What Do the Chairs Think About Clint Eastwood's Speech?
There’s been a lot of discussion and analysis of Eastwood's rambling, ad-libbed speech—and rightly so—but I think everyone is unfairly ignoring a group of voters who were clearly heavily invested in the speech, and I don’t think that’s right. So I...
Harry Cheadle
8.31.12
Girl News

Girls and the Weekend
Labor Day weekend is a holiday but not an important one to have plans for. Instead of doing stuff, how about fill a bowl with strawberries and milk and get a spoon and a book and walk that mess over to a park and lay down on the starched grass?
Kate Carraway
8.31.12
Stuff

Lil Bub & Friendz: Teaser Trailer
Recognize this guy? It's Lil Bub, the cat from the internet that makes everybody go: “oooohhaawwwwwmygggggodddd” when they see her divine countenance.
Andy Capper
8.31.12
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