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Boyle's Brains

Slapstick Reel of My Life

A drunk driver rear-ended my mom’s car. It was night and his lights were off. My mom was driving. I heard her yell my name, then the words “control” and “steering wheel.” Something collided with my head and my face felt wet. This is but one highlight...
Megan Boyle
8.31.12
Sports

I Can't Stop Rooting for Lousy Sports Teams and I Love It

The way the world works is the Padres lose to the Yankees in the playoffs. San Diego sports teams don’t exactly have a tradition of dominance, or even competitiveness; they’re charmingly, irrelevantly mediocre, except for the rare seasons of...
Luke Winkie
8.31.12
Features

Win A Limited Pressing Of Turbo Fruits' New Album And A BUTTER SCULPTURE!

How many chances are you going to have to get your hands on a butter sculpture in your life? Exactly.
Noisey Staff
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

Clint Eastwood vs. the Chair vs. the Internet

Last night, on national television, Clint Eastwood spent twelve minutes haltingly addressing an empty chair. It was surreal. By doing this, the world-renowned actor and director will soon discover this: in 2012, no celebrity can ever hope to attempt a...
Brian Merchant
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

You Fat Slob, Troma Just Released 150 Films On YouTube

Wow, you guys. Great news. You no longer have to go to the beach this holiday weekend. That's right, you can save people the trouble of commenting on your horrible posture and translucent skin; instead, take that satchel of grillables and drag it into...
Sean Yeaton
8.31.12
Film

Stanley Kubrick "One-Point Perspective" Supercut Is The Latest In A Series Exploring Filmmaking Tropes

Kogonada strikes again with a supercut that samples from Kubrick’s oeuvre.
Jonathan Poritsky
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

Why Do We Need Eye-Controlled Electronics?

This week, there's a strange new invention making waves at the IFA technology conference in Berlin: an eyeball controlled TV. It pretty much works just like you'd expect it to. Look at an area on the screen like the channel, for instance, blink and the...
Adam Estes
8.31.12
Motherboard Blog

How OKFocus Went from Clowning Kanye West to Clowning iPhone Gaming

"OKFocus":http://okfoc.us/about/' game Where's the Pixel currently has "four stars":http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/wheres-the-pixel/id519896406?mt=8 in the iTunes app store. Its sole app store review complains that, "sometimes I will have to touch a...
Michael Byrne
8.31.12
Stuff

Anyone Wanna Come to My Straight Pride Parade?

It's time we let the boring, sexless majority have their moment in the sun.
Wilson Snodgrass
8.31.12
Music

Feed Me's New Live Show Features An LED Monster With Plenty Of Bite

UK producer Feed Me explains the idea and process behind his brand new, flashy live show setup.
Sami Sharaf
8.31.12
New music

Tim Burgess: "White" Video Exclusive

More trippy visuals as Burgess teams up with visual artist Dan Tombs.
Noisey Staff
8.31.12
Design

Interactive Game BLOOM Is Like LEGO, Jenga, And Monkeys In A Barrel Rolled Into One

A collaborative building game that results in beautiful plume sculptures.
Abdullah Saeed
8.31.12
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