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LAYERS: Get Trapped Inside The Sounds Of Lawrence Grey's "a" From Claustrophilia
The four solid components of this funkified banger.
Abdullah Saeed
8.6.12
Features

Azealia Banks And Jim Jones Get Vicious Over "Vamping"
In today's edition of "Who is Azealia beefing with on Twitter?"...
Drew Millard
8.6.12
Stuff

Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn
His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”
Blake Butler
8.6.12
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Ugandan Sex Slang
Hope this helps you understand that Ugandans are freer fuckers than you and me. I also hope it helps you find love next time you find yourself in the Four Kingdoms of the Great West Nile Republic. Just mind the AIDS please.
Thomas Morton
8.6.12
Motherboard Blog

Last Night in Times Square, 100 People Watched NASA Watch a Mars Landing
Maybe the best way to watch a new NASA Mars rover touch down on the red planet is to sidle up next to scientists and celebs and share in the celebration at the agency's world-famous Jet Propulsion Laboratory. But the second-best is surely to head to...
Brian Merchant
8.6.12
Chunklet to Go Go

Recalibrating Your Opinions so the World Doesn’t Bother You
Sometimes, thanks to the internet, it’s “fuk u idiot” instead of “LA LA LA LA LA,” but the idea is roughly the same. People dislike hearing things they don’t instantly agree with.
Ben Johnson
8.6.12
Art

Angelo Plessas Hosts "The Eternal Internet Brotherhood," An Internet Culture Summer Camp
Forget the Olympics—Plessas’ gathering from August 9-15 brings together some of the greatest minds in new media art.
Christina Lee
8.6.12
No Canada

Hand Cream Rules Everything Around Me
With their dreamy slow jams and upbeat rock tunes, this band is quickly becoming one of our favorites.
Jesse Locke
8.6.12
Dogmageddon

No Joke
Al Qaeda sympathizers killed a comedian for making hilarious jokes about God. Religion has such a touchy sense of humor.
Rick Paulas
8.6.12
jose can say so

I’m Broke and It’s the Government’s Fault
You might’ve heard that last week I filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Let me tell you from first-hand experience, the IRS are a bunch of thirsty piranhas. They bled me dry. And it’s my duty to warn you: It can happen to anyone.
José Canseco
8.6.12
Motherboard Blog

KittyCam Proves that Housecats Are Violent Killers
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that cute little fuzzy cat of yours, the one that you like to dress up in funny hats and dedicate Tumblrs to, is actually a hardcore killer. Housecats average 2.1 kills a week, according to research from the University...
Derek Mead
8.6.12
Stuff

Wet Hot American Bummer
Just hearing the words “summer camp” makes people think of fun games and swimming and popsicles and innocent over-the-pants handjobs. Little do they know, there is a whole other super serious, bummer-inducing breed of summer camps—the camps for at-risk...
Kara Crabb
8.6.12
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