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Zebra Katz: "Ima Read (Mao Remix)" Noisey Exclusive

An exclusive bass heavy remix of Mr Katz's breakout hit.
Noisey Staff
8.2.12
New music

Aaliyah: "Rock The Boat" (Question remix)

Hip-hop producer Question pays tribute to the princess of R&B better than Drake will.
Kieran Yates
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Since the bogeyman retired, big sisters have been scaring their siblings with stories of the Sex Squad Man who is under your bed right now and can’t wait to tickle you.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Tech

A Futurist's War

His two-decade US-China fantasy battle is pissing everybody off. If it sounds like the Cold War all over again, it kind of is.
Derek Mead
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

This guy has created the exact opposite of a guido by covering his body with the goof elements of psychobilly, goth, NOFX punk, and nerd.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Features

How To Swear In Music And Not Sound Like An Asshole

Unless you're Lil B, Lil Kim, or any of the other Lil/non-Lil rapper, swearing can come off lame. Here are some rock kids who actually pull it off.
Lara James
8.2.12
Stuff

Did the Illuminati Make This RPG?

Steve Jackson created a card game called "Illuminati: The Game of Conspiracy." Many conspiracy theorists are certain that the Illuminati truly exists, and that Steve had insider information on their heinous plot to implement the New World Order.
Jake Hanrahan
8.2.12
Tech

The Shared Paths of Flying Corpses and Fiber Optics

Somehow it all just makes sense.
Brian Anderson
8.2.12
Reviews

Antony And The Johnsons - 'Cut The World'

Big Tony Goose Throat creates a tableau of hyper-emotion vast in scope and scale.
Andy Lichtenstein
8.2.12
amphetamine logic

Coke Sex for Teen Sluts

Sometimes when a dick is inside me I can’t help but think about my family. I know that sounds totally gross, but I don’t mean it in, like, an incestuous way. My dad never fucked me or anything. I think it has more to do with guilt, you know, or I’m...
Cat Marnell
8.2.12
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London Issue Launch: July 2012

I sincerely hope destroying your liver was worth it.
Jake Lewis
8.2.12
Boyle's Brains

I Listened to Five CDs from the Five-for-a-Dollar Box at FYE

I recently spent about 40 minutes digging through the five-for-a-dollar-box at FYE, delighting in the bleakly diverse selection of CDs resting in what would likely become their punchline-y final destination.
Megan Boyle
8.2.12
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