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Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Sadie: You know how Diana Vreeland said “A little bad taste is like a sprinkling of paprika”? This is like a full goulash with a tiny dollop of sour cream.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Mon dieu! Is that a halo glinting off the head of this petit ange or did NAMBLA finally perfect their conversion ray?
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
There are two options for 5s to get laid: You can either spend all your money on makeup and beauty treatments and struggle against fate to bump yourself up to a 6 or you can turn yourself into a funny little cartoon lady and make guys wonder so hard...
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
This guy had almost pulled off the weird, out-of-frame dude you sometimes see in BDSM videos but he just had to let his toesies breathe. Hey Ricky, sandals haven’t equaled tough-guy since about 3,000 BC.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Right now the big thing for girls in Brooklyn is this Florence Grungingale look where you stay up for three days and help people figure out whether or not they’re color blind.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Shoveling snow off the steps of your parents’ house is about as metal as two dolphins jumping over a rainbow and tongue kissing.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
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Charli XCX: “You’re The One" (The Internet Remix Feat. Mike G) Video
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8.2.12
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Alex Miller
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Noisey Staff
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Kieran Yates
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Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts

Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Since the bogeyman retired, big sisters have been scaring their siblings with stories of the Sex Squad Man who is under your bed right now and can’t wait to tickle you.
VICE Staff
8.2.12
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