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Guide to Dubai

The Guide to Dubai

Welcome to Dubai, where everything is brand new, except for the customs. It's really weird.
Will Kiersky
6.20.12
Stuff

Amie Barrodale and Clancy Martin at the Russian Bathhouse

Getting beaten by a bunch of Russian strangers is totally relaxing.
Amie Barrodale
6.20.12
Music

Narcos in Tamaulipas

Mexican gulf coast narco-rappers Cano and Blunt will dissolve your body in a lye bath.
Raymundo Perez Arellano
6.20.12
NSFW

The Whore of Babalon

It all started when she took acid every day for six days, and on the seventh stuffed seven hits in her vagina.
Liz Armstrong
6.20.12
Stuff

Psychopathic Fame Monsters

Making a movie about the Canadian cannibal psycho killer currently monopolizing the media’s morbid attention would be redundant.
Bruce LaBruce
6.20.12
Stuff

All Advice Is Bad

The arbitrary brain feed of writerly legends who could easily be the faceless guy at the bar crying into his shoulder bag.
Blake Butler
6.20.12
Tech

Microsoft Surface, at a Glance

Could this be a classic example of PC feature bloat vs. Apple’s “work with what we give you because we know best, this thing is perfect as-is?"
ALEC LIU
6.20.12
Tech

The Future of New York City's Trash Sucks

You can practically smell the benefits of turning trash collection over to a giant vacuum.
ALEX PASTERNACK
6.20.12
New music

Main Attrakionz: “Women We Chase”

Another dreamy collaboration with production duo Friendzone.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
New music

Casiokids: "Dresinen"

Norwegian electro-troupe Casiokids, premiere their new vid exclusively on Noisey.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
Features

Viva Brother Reincarnated As Lovelife

And they're totally cool now you guys!
Clive Martin
6.19.12
Noisey Blog

Nguzunguzu: "Delirium"

That's "en-goo-zoo en-goo-zoo" you guys.
Noisey Staff
6.19.12
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